I'll trade you one Bible for three Jenna Jamesons.

Magic: The Assault or: Why I Won't Be Attending the Tournament This Year. more inside

You've always wanted to, and now you can. Write your name in Elvish. more inside

Bomb-sniffing wasps? Researchers have developed a way to quickly train wasps to detect odors. A more crucial development, the Wasp Hound, lets them know when the wasps actually smell something (since it's really hard to tell otherwise).

No Hos this Christmas! No lap sitting or sweet sucking either! more inside

Robert Frisk, veteran mideast correspondant for the BBC, speaks with Toronto's Now Magazine about what's really going on in Iraq. Among other things, he critizes 'hotel journalists' who are credited with first-hand account because they're in Baghdad when a car bomb blows up, though they don't risk stepping out to survey the damage or interview witnesses. more inside