Paying homage to the i's Needs Speakers, SFW, amusing.

"In an absorbent homage to Georgia O'Keeffe, Kotex has introduced "flowerful" new packaging for its pads of all sizes." Salon link, requires day pass to view. (via Salon's Broadsheet) more inside

Digest this ! To quote Joe E Lewis: "They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."

Anonymous, George: Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fungus Or at least that's how the song goes, and I'm scared it's true. My SO of nearly two years recently moved halfway across the country to pursue her career. Due to a lack of prospects out there, I remained behind. more inside

The Avengers (Illustrated) more inside