Curious George: Monkeys' Fave Fortunes What are some Monkeys' fortune cookie rituals and faves? more inside

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Announcing Anonymous George: Koko and middleclasstool have come up with a great system for posting anonymous Curious, George posts. If you'd like to ask the monkeys about that mysterious rash or how to pick up chicks without all the awful embarrassment that may invoke, check out the link in the sidebar.

God: A Career Retrospective - this might explain a few things.

Soup! Soup may be the greatest food ever invented. I mean, there are so many different kinds to choose from, and they're all so good! But the best thing about soup is how warm it makes you feel, and how it can always make you feel better, no matter how upset or angry you are. Personally, my favourite soup is Lipton's chicken noodle, because it's salty and original. What's your favourite?