Something Awful staggers back, well, not quite. Richard "Lowtax" Whateverhislastnameis shares the supportive e-mails he's recieved. more inside

Jessica Alba's A** in "I Dream of Jeannie" Remake? The lovely Miss Alba's posterior is discussed, as are the rumors that she may appearin a "I Dream of Jeannie" remake. Yes, master.

Only New Zealand could bring us the Fartaphone The Fartaphone fart recording key chain. Drop your guts into the pocket sized air biscuit recorder and play the roar from the rear right back. Now you need never lament the loss of a lort, window rattler or honker, as the Fartaphone saves your trouser twangs and guffs for posterity. From frits to flutter blasts, the Fartaphone is your botty burp's best friend. Rumblers, room-clearers, rip-snorters, pocket-frogs, chuffs, beefers and parps, the Fartophone can capture the lot.

The "Renegade" Bus - the first bus of refugees to arrive at the AstroDome in Houston - driven by a young man who picked up strangers to save - mostly children. Amazing photos from slight clutter at flickr. Buses that were still in the city. more inside

Curious George: Where's Cheney in all this? Did he sleep through Katrina or what? more inside