"I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants." Since its inception, the Wikipedia has accumulated plenty of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Fortunately, these gems are meticulously collected and archived for future generations to treasure. more inside

Curious, George: Title of an Idependent Documentary Movie A few years ago, my local Rhode Island PBS ran a documentary film about automobile parking issues, that was quite funny. I wrote down the title, but I lost the notebook in which it was written. In the extended description I have written about what I remember about the movie. Any movie monkeys (or PBS monkeys) have any information about the movie, title or where I might find a copy of it? Or maybe just another place to search? more inside

Brains under glass "The brains on the cart are usually displayed in a glass cabinet on the second floor of Uris Hall. They serve no scientific purpose, Professor Finlay said, but they do make a powerful pedagogical point." (NYT article - CNET link) more inside

The crow that adopted a kitten. A more doomed relationship I can hardly imagine. Via

Straight From WTFistan I give thee that known as TRINP! Crossword Puzzle of Personal Given Names! Why our calender blows! Meet the number-crazed Miss Hecksenbasen! more inside

Indian Mosaic Sculpture Gardens

"..over twenty five acres of several thousand sculptures set in large mosaic courtyards linked by walled paths and deep gorges.."

There's even a Monkey Garden.

E-MAIL! Cartoon. If only I were still this excited about the internet. AWESOME!!! ...sort of NSFW...in a harmless animated kind of way.

Lost In Translation

Curious, George I need a name for a dessert-only restaurant. more inside

PLASTICS LINKED TO QUEERNESS! Phthalates (try pronouncing that Christopher Lowell) "could cause women to give birth to boys with female characteristics. Their research found shrunken genitals and less masculine behaviour in babies." If there's anything I like in babies, it's masculine behavior.

Benicio Del Turro Hero! It's nice to see the stars livin' extraordinary lives(again), instead of broken down ruts n' scandles. The leading men, should be heros, and the women objects of desire. Bravo!