Balance. A quirky and compelling movie. Flash required.

The Doors - Puzzle This is a bit like The Dark Room and Crimson Room and um, the other one. You require FLASH. Click on stuff, collect objects to find your way out of a bunch of rooms. Somewhat annoying musical effects. more inside

Compressing your CSS with PHP Webdesigners, bloggers, htmly folk, you can reduce the transfer size of your CSS file by up to 75% using the methods outlined in this article. Results may vary, but looks a neat hack. more inside

Seems the ducks weren't the first to, ahem, experiment. Follow up to last week's bird sex shocker.

Need some quick pickup lines? Such quality offerings as, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

No wife, no horse, no mustache & two penises. Have you heard the one about the German guy who gets a second penis? His wife sees his double penis & immediately leaves him. Insert peni punchline here. This is a true story about penises. There is little or no offensive material in this article except for 10 penises, 4 cunts, an intact pair of testicles & a foreskin. Some of what I wrote in that last sentence is not true.

MP3 MONDAY: AIMEE MANN
Check out some tracks from her new album on this slickly designed site.

Random images. One of the most honest looks into the nature of the internet - the vast majority of images randomly sampled from the internet are pornographic or lame.

MC Frontalot Nerdcore. found via BoingBoing more inside

oooOOOooo The President of Malawi has moved out of his luxurious, 300-room mansion, insisting the building is haunted. more inside