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Greg Dulli On Morning Becomes Eclectic Real player video and it's not on the link. On the webpage. For you monkey that remember Greg Dulli during his pretty boy days in the Afghan Whigs. Well, he's fat now. more inside

I linked to this story yeterday, but now there's more to tell. It seems that Wal-mart isn't really wanted in Quebec, which makes me happy. Death threats aren't really my thing, but bomb threats to Wal-mart stores do make me smile. more inside

OBEY Donuts The donut represents the letter "O" in obey. Let them know every time they have a donut, they are reminded to OBEY! That and all sorts of other fun Bible recipe ideas. more inside

Name Voyager cool java applet that takes an input name and shows it's popularity over time. via memepool

Arthur Miller RIP

Valentine's Day Sucks! Ah Valentine's Day! Otherwise known as "The End of The World Day" if you're single. This ghastly Hallmark Holiday is named after a martyred Roman who was beaten to death for not renouncing his Christianity. What a glorious history! Fortunately we've found a more palpable figurehead in a fat naked baby with a crossbow...

We have scientifically documented that being in the presence of the energy of a Painting That Heals

Help, Too Much iPod or Not Enough? Technologically stunted individual needs help deciding between mini iPod v. regular (+) more inside

Tracy Emin's Everyone Harry Potter Has Every Snogged With more inside

"A guy named Arkhipov saved the world." Everyone knows that the Cuban missile crisis brought the world to the brink of nuclear war. But in an underreported story from 2002, it was revealed just how close: one word.

The Village Voice's annual Pazz & Jop music meta-poll, including Christgau's Dean's List.

Child labour. The Chittagong and Alang shipbreaking yards are where most of the world's commercial shipping go to die. more inside

Ôwych! Wales actually beats another country at rugby. And in other news...