2004 "10 Worst Toys" List W.A.T.C.H. (World Against Toys Causing Harm) releases this wish list, just in time for Christmas! You're better off giving your kid a bag of glass than one of these deathtraps! via cruel.com more inside

A new plan. I love George Saunders. via TMN.

Tired of aliens abducting you? Do you want so stop all telepathic communications from the aliens? All you need is a hat, some tape and the ability to use scissors!!! They really work!! Read real stories of abduction and the success of thought screen helmets Here.

Paralyzed woman walks again after stem cell therapy ??? Zee bool-sheet detector is going off in my head, though I certain HOPE this is true. more inside

This guy is angry.... Disclaimer: I have no idea what this is all about, but a friend sent me the link, and I figured the obvious thing to do was to share it with you monkeys...I apologize for any offensive content...enjoy (?)

The SeeLinder - a cylindrical three-dimensional colour television that can be viewed from any angle. From Laputan Logic

T-shirt designs! Firstly, apologies to all monkeys for taking so long to get this up. I'll post inline images to all the designs received thus far, and anyone with other designs can email them to me or post/send me a link. Once it seems that all designs are in for viewing, we'll set up voting to give everyone a fair chance. more inside

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"Do not be alarmed if monkeys get in the bath with you."

Bingo Gazingo "He looks like your grandfather; he thinks like your horny 13-year-old brother." Bingo Gazingo is a downtown New York staple for outsider music types- a frail old man who rocks the mic with scatological rhyming poetry about modern pop culture. I'm not sure if he's all that great, but he is the only musician to have a solo CD released by The Most Amazing Radio Station Ever, WFMU (motto: "Our music doesn't fall through the cracks, it is the cracks."). So I dug up some multimedia for all to share: [more inzingo]

of socks and string theory This person oughtta be a Monkey. Maybe already is? Socks seem to really enjoy it being united by their necks, don't they? It is as if their union created a model for our multidimensional universe. Hope he's not involved in foot hoodoo

Grover - the monster behind the Myth - To millions of children throughout the world in the seventies and eighties, Grover was a funny, cuddly and ultimately loveable fuzzy blue monster from Sesame Street. But what many of us didn't see behind that brave exterior was a monster cowering in the face of his own insecurities, a monster so unsure of himself he wouldn't even watch his own performances, and a monster who ultimately allowed his own weaknesses to overcome him and nearly ruin his career. Grover is bitter. more inside