Curious George: Hey Monkeys! We know you more inside

And you thought you left sororities behind in college... An exclusive girls' club in our nation's capital whose members are concerned with the important issues of the day: philanthropy, networking, ending child abuse and clubbing.

Oh wow, he really said that didn't he. Nicely put. more inside

Join the Army, get free plastic surgery! And, yes, that includes boob jobs.

Florida Secretary of State Glenda Hood is lying... and I can prove it. (more inside)

"As Fred ran away, mineral oil shot out of his ass..." A heartwarming, illustrated tale of a man, his cat Fred, and an enema. [via Bifurcated Rivets]

Should be nice to find a "mouse" worth millions or is it? Government once again pulls a "Big Brother" on it's constituents (not OUR government, surprisingly) saying "Keep the sweat, we'll keep the money"....honey

Castle. Yet another highly addictive flash game (requires flash (duh) ). Save your castle from evil stick figures!

Betcha didn't know about Association of Lifecasting International, a group of artists who do "lifecasts" of full bodies and body parts. (Don't worry, SFW.) Perhaps preserve your posterior for posterity? Or what other body part of yours would you like "lifecasted"?

The Daily Show wins an award for news programming? this seems pretty funny to me. and sort of sad that a fake news show gives me better news than the real news shows. more inside

An interior ministry spokesman says the story is "stupid". Reuters doesn't have the story on its front page, but it's still under Top Stories here. Ho hum.

Everyone loves Magical Trevor. Well, I don't know about everyone, but I really really love Magical Trevor. By the makers of Badgers, The Lord and the wonderful Scampi.

Tokelau--.tk domain names are free The island nation of Tokelau believes "that the Internet was supposed to be 'Free'. Meaning no charges, payments or expected return favors." Me too.

Old English Computer Glossary It doesn't have monkey or filter, but it does have "ofostlic and unclænlic". more inside

In Search of Orang-pendek. "Sumatra’s orang-pendek has been described as one of the most likely cryptids to actually exist. Richard Freeman dons his jungle survival kit and ventures into the rain forest to see for himself."

MIndball: One step closer to making human bodies irrelevant

Bill Cameron has this report on the growing phenomenon known as "Internet": [wmv clip] "...a revolution in which 15 million people are taking part. They're sharing scientific data, arguing philosophy or passing on cooking tips and gossip night and day through a computer network called 'Internet.'" more inside

A street gang is three or more people who associate together on a regular basis and sometimes claim a specific location or territory. They have an identifiable organization or hierarchy, and either individually or collectively engage in antisocial, unlawful or criminal activity in an effort to further the gang's social or economical status.

Oh my. Oh... oh my.
Almost SFW, but only barely. NSFyourmentalhealth.

Ought I not to believe this? Circumcellions, Antinomians, Adamites, Beguines, and other garden-variety heretics.