The Royal We This is old, but interesting:

The mathematics of our ancestry is exceedingly complex, because the number of our ancestors increases exponentially, not linearly. These numbers are manageable in the first few generations—two parents, four grandparents, eight great-grandparents, sixteen great-great-grandparents—but they quickly spiral out of control. Go back forty generations, or about a thousand years, and each of us theoretically has more than a trillion direct ancestors—a figure that far exceeds the total number of human beings who have ever lived.

The journalist speaks to a couple of people who have the answer to the conundrum.

F IREWORKS!! Happy 4th of July Monkeys!

Binaural Beats are pretty cool. Some people are all about them. I can't help but wonder if they could be made to be less benign. Try some here.

Fast Mozilla How to make Mozilla as fast as Opera. more inside

I love you. How to say it in many languages. more inside

Bye Bye Miss American Pie Just thought I'd share one of my favorite songs with my fellow monkeys.

Stripperella - the game! It's like Donkey Kong with breast implants.. [possibly NSFW]

Dog toy or marital aid? Do you use it with your dog or elsewhere? Is this SFW or NSFW? If they're so difficult to distinguish, would it be wrong to use one in place of the other? Would your dog know? Would your lover? Would it be wrong to sell both from the same shops? If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and is owned by Carmen Miranda like a duck, is it a duck, o< quack? more inside

Rules of Civility & Decent Behaviour In Company and Conversation.

Tranquility Base. (15MB Quicktime Movie) Goats, Llamas, Sheep, a dog, and some trance music. Perfect hangover viewing. more inside