The Camel Toe Report Funnier than it probably should be. The last one on this page is my favorite. NSFW

Curious George: Gmail My friend (who got his gmail account via blogger) is using one of his two invites to give me a Gmail account, ever since I heard he got one I've been really jealous, question is: with this lovely fresh start what address should I choose? Since there are very few beta testers many millions of very cool ones are still available! Choices! What is Gmail? more inside

The Worst Jobs in the World Have you been underpaid, over-worked and bored out of your brain? Have you been forced to carry out un-ethical procedures, massage figures, sack the innocent and promote the worthless? Is (or was) your company a major polluter? Or does your job just suck? We want to hear all your stories from the evil world of work. We also want a good laugh. So please, send us an email. Here are the nominations so far.

Pat Tillman got what was coming to him. An intriguing opinion piece on the NFL player who gave up millions to fight _ and die _ in Afghanistan.

Cryptozoology, or ? The knowledge of Animal Anomalies. Are they real or not? Strange reports and glimpses of hidden and mysterious creatures for the inquisitive to ponder in this modern bestiary.

Here's a tip for you: never pet a flaming dog! Hahahahah! Tipping is one of the most ubiquitous yet misunderstood and confusing activities in the history of commerce. Who do you tip? When do you do it? How much? What warrants a skipped tip? When does a tip become a bribe (related mofi thread here)? and most importantly why, tracicle and wolof, are "...New Zealanders (and Australians too)... notoriously bad tippers" (scroll down to middle of page or so)? more inside

How to Meet and Attract Single Women with the "Puppet Method"

The largest banana museum in the world.

Abu gharaib wonderland! Abu Gharaib is infamous as a prison where former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's regime tortured and executed opponents. more inside

Comparative imagery of the Ryongchon wreckage. Satellite images, pre- and post-blast, of Ryongchon DPRK. You can also compare close-up images of the train yard blast site and a nearby school. [via Fark, out of character]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't... A British medical advisory group has called for fewer C-sections, an issue which the monkeys have discussed in the past. If they were hoping for approval, they're going to be dissapointed, with a blistering assault from Germaine Greer for their problems. more inside

The following is a text that North Korea's dear leader Kim Jong-Il asked Yong-Hae Chang Heavy Industries to present. Dialectical sex and gender is not just one of my intellectual passions. It is also a national priority.

1000 or bust! Happy 1000th User Monkeyfilter! Let's have a party up in here! I brought the balloons. So uh...what now? more inside

100 million or bust! Apple launches iTunes 4.5 with a free song a day for the next eight days, and another little surprise: new downloads won't play if DRM code is stripped.

Ladies Unite! Kaguya was created with no father. It's the first time a mammal has been born via parthenogenesis. more inside

Make Your Own Soda! Stick It To The Soft Drink Cartels! Impress Your Friends This Summer! It is easy as pie and the neighbor kids will love it!

The merest bromide "Nasa is talking about the chemical sterilisation of astronauts on longer journeys," Dr Armstrong said, in a talk discussing the problems humanity may face in trying to reach the planets and, eventually, the stars more inside

Robbers Die Holding Up Suicide Bomber At Gunpoint Sometimes lifes like that ...