October 07, 2005

Nicole (as in Kidman) traverses oceans just for a shag.
posted by ramix 19 years ago
  • I should imagine telling your intended that you tag Great Whites for a living would do you no harm in the getting a shag stakes either.
  • Well thankfully she didn't go to Mozambique where they apparently have unprotected sex.
  • like I give f**k all about this woman?
  • She may have made the journey just for a mate!!!!
  • like I give f**k all about this woman? It's not actually about her.... (backs away very slowly)
  • And that behaviour is different from that of humans in what way, I ask..?
  • I've gone from Europe to America for a shag.
  • And that behaviour is different from that of humans in what way, I ask..? Well, I can't swim that far underwater. Otherwise, nothing.
  • Parfois, elle le vaut bien.
  • Ah, cherchez la femme... always. *sigh*
  • Instead of just tagging them they should put radio controlled devices on them so they know they won't leave areas where they are protected.
  • What I meant was, if I were a shark, say named "Great White Torso Ripper" and some git decided to name me Nicole, I'd be one pissed shark. And I, a puny human with dull teeth, don't like Nicole Kidman that well, either. It was late, I was tired, wadda want from me anyway? Like anyone but Darshon's gonna read these posts? It's not like the rest of 'em are some kinda great literature, now is it? Just LEAVE ME ALONE, I'm grumpy. And I don't like sharks. Their teeth are all pointed.
  • Aawwww, GramMa needs a BIG hug and a kiss! Plus, I agree with your point 100%.
  • ? "Hi! I'm Nicole Kidman!"
  • GramMa, will it make you feel better if we change the actresses' name to "Great White Torso Ripper?" Next up, Moulin Rouge starring Ewan McGegor and Great White Torso Ripper!
  • No, really, guys...what was this about and should I be concerned?
  • tagging babes. Awww yeahh! Giggity! Giggity! Giggity!