October 06, 2005

The Rum and Monkey 3rd Grade Name Generator. Outside of the awesome domain name, this is one of a berzillion funny name generators, but if you don't like it you're just Lieutenant Penis B. Dweeberson!
posted by petebest 20 years ago
  • Sergeant Dorkus G. Poopypants
  • Lieutenant Rectal C. McPenis
  • Lieutenant Dopey B. Ding-Dong.
  • Lieutenant Penis C. Dweeberson
  • I outrank you all! Captain Freaky G. Stupid-Butt
  • Saaa-Lute!
  • Not so fast Captain... General Freaky A. Birdbrain
  • Lieutenant Moron I. Moronville
  • Corporal Moron A. Poopypants
  • Sorry, Captain. I outrank you and I am related. General Rectal A. Stupid-Butt
  • Back in my Air Force days we had a B-1B pilot named Captain Woody. Well, one day he got promoted and the snickering began.
  • He was a major asshole.
  • Captain Rectal A. McStinkybutt. And here I was hoping for a promotion...
  • I hate to be a Dickhead H. Partypooper...but this thing has a VERY limited list of names and the name you type in is meaningless in terms of the results...and...it is genderless...
  • Hence the name, 3rd Grade.
  • I be General Dummy D. Ding-Dong Don't forget to salute!
  • Doesn't seem to be random, I entered my name three times and got the same result. Sincerely, Captain Freaky A. Moronville
  • Lieutenant Dodo A. Simpleton reporting for duty, SIR!
  • Fuck. Corporal Looney A. Moronville. Bah. Hey, We were supposed to throw the grenade before counting to what number...? *BOOOOOOM*
  • Sergeant Dorkus A. Poopypants How random...
  • Sergeant Rectal A. McStinkybutt at your service! Does Sergeant outrank Captain, Capt. Renault? If so, neener neener neener!
  • Captain Rectal E. Stupidsen!!!!! at ease, Dum Dums.
  • Captain Freaky I. Ding-Dong.
  • Captain Moron I. McStinkybutt I think it's about as random as third graders get...
  • Lieutenant Freaky A. Birdbrain, at your service, SIR! (no relation to the General)
  • Captain Looney A. Ding-Dong. Sir.
  • Lieutenant Dopey E. Stupid-Butt reporting for duty, SIR!
  • General Penis D. Moronville. Let's take that hill!
  • I think you mean "mound".
  • This thread needs some random family values! Some swearing. Get fucking used to it.
  • Is that the best you can do? You sad, pathetic fuck.