October 04, 2005

Kirk-Spock romance website. Tons of fan art and stories. (first pages SFW). If Kirk & Spock aren't your thing, there's a whole smorgasbord on Usenet (NSFW). via
posted by rolypolyman 19 years ago
  • Are you making a pass at me, mr rolypolyman? /wiggles brows
  • Apparently I'm not allowed to write any more fan-fic involving myself and any other members of this site. Something about a court order, blah blah blah I forget the details.
  • Highly illogical.
  • no comment /starts scrubbing TOS DVDs
  • Remember kids, safety first. It's all fun and games till someone has trouble with tribbles.
  • Dammit. Spock. I. Want. Your. Cold. Vulcan. Hole. Before. I. Explode. Klingon. Bastards.
  • Have they stolen Spack's brain again? Or has the captain snapped under the strain? We'd rather see tribbles or even the Romulans than woo being pitched between these two gentlemen.
  • beeswacky reveals that he has true and real knowledge of Trek canon. More than Rick Bergman, anyway. I always thought that a McCoy-Spock thing was more likely to be going on than a Kirk-Spock, given the bitchy aging-queen behaviour of the former pair. "Spock! Are you out of your Vulcan mind??!" *poink* "ooh that's better".
  • Ye have a point, Chy. And their incessant public bickering would make a reasonable cover. Better for ship's discipline, perhaps, than having them Ooing and Gooing at each other in front of the crew.
  • And remember how McCoy looked when he came aboard the Enterprise for the first time in the Motion Picture. Huge beard, big lapels, gold chain on his hairy chest, shirt open to navel.. flares.. Obvious.
  • "Apparently I'm not allowed to write any more fan-fic involving myself and any other members of this site." Well, I've been mulling this concept over for an hour or so and my conclusion is: Make it so! Ha ha ha! Seriously, if it doesn't exist, it should. I bet there's no fucking metafilter slash fiction. Anyway, that gives me a great idea for a plot for the month book writing thing.
  • And you know what else pisses me off? I can't find my famous animated .gif of a writhing Kirk from 'turnabout intruder' which used to be my pride and joy. Also the one with the spinning toupee. What the fuck did I do with those? Must've been lost in the great hard drive crash of 2003.
  • I think I'll photoshop the shit out of that.
  • Heh. It's just the gypsy in his soul!
  • Nah, you're all wrong. It was Sulu and Spock
  • That Brave Man The sun, that brave man, Comes through boughs that lie in wait, That brave man. Green and gloomy eyes In dark forms of the grass Run away. Fears of my bed, Fears of life and fears of death, Run away. That brave man comes up From below and walks without meditation, That brave man. -- Wallace Stevens