Turns out God doesn't play dice with the universe. He plays Texas Hold'em. Another pic. Anyone offended by the wording of this post should just get over it. I'm pretty sure God's big enough to take a little ribbing. Not so sure about Adam, though.
Jesus will see your bet and raise you. It's time to Ante(och) up, sinners. Our Lord and Saviour is in the house and he's staring at a sweet straight when the dealer drops the river.