September 27, 2005
I'm a vegetarian, but I do eat roadkill,
so says Fergus Drennan, forager extraordinaire. His business, Wild Man, can be found at The Goods Shed in Canterbury. Now off you go, forage!
"A man is standing at my front door holding a dead fox. It is stiff with rigor mortis and seems to be grinning at me."
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Sounds much more appealing than the other free food alternative, dumpstering.
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I'm a vegetarian, but I do eat pussy.
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And very well, so I'm told. :D
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That's saying a mouthful.
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I'll meet you at First and Broadway, Chy.
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Say now, how did First and Broadway get into this thread!? *looks out the window* *marvels at the queue*
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Chryen: Your boast just reminded me of telling a then girlfriend about some exes, including the one who never wanted me to go down on her. The current gf absolutely flipped out and wondered "why the hell is she wasting a mouth like yours?!" Much praise was then lavished on me. It's still one of my favorite ego boosters evah.
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Hey now, don't knock dumpstering if ya haven't tried it -- there's a lot of perfectly safe packaged stuff in there! Just don't dumpster your pussy.
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The food sounds tasty. All but the fox, that is.
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I think there is a "fishy smell" joke in here somewhere, but luckily I am far too classy to make it.
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Thank you all for making MoFi such a classy place.
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Says the one named after a fish.
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cl: I've had dumpstered food before and don't really see a problem with it. Well, outside of the fact that my hipper than thou anarchist friends will spend all day looking for food in dumpsters whereas I'd rather just work an hour and then buy something. If I had all day to lollygag about looking for food I'd be riding my bike all day too getting the food some nicer businesses will set out for the taking. But doesn't it sound much nicer to take a little woodland hike and actually pick plants and find things growing naturally? Sure does to me!
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Monkeyfilter: Just don't dumpster your pussy.
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nonbinary: Agreed all the way.