September 24, 2005

.THE BIGGEST MYSTERIES MEGASITE ON PLANET. EARTH!
  • Crashed my browser. Thanks!
  • goetter: soooooo cool. This guy kicks a whole lot of butt.
  • Giant Octopus! Sasquatch! Pirates! An arkload of )))1!!!
  • 1 wonders...
  • Yoga! Zombies! Acupressure!!
  • I need some marijuana.
  • NATIONAL PARKS!!!
  • Tacky setup, confusing layout, good site.
  • Crashed my browser as well (Firefox 1.07 Mac OS X 10.4.2)
  • Queen of Sheba! Indian Chiefs! Whirling Dervish!
  • Bonnie and Clyde? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? Route 66?? Um, I'll take "Film and Television" for $200, Alex.
  • Okay, I had promised I'd never say this to him for a NON-political post, but... What The Fuck, hamma?
  • Killer Bees! Flesh Eating Bacteria! Ying [sic] and Yang! Waaaaaiiit a minute.... Killer? BEES *runs screaming and crying from the room
  • Believe Winnie the Pooh puts it best: They were the Wrong Kind of Bees.
  • For killer honeybees, see here.
  • ancient Greeks percieved affinity between Apollo god of the sun and the bustling honeybee by nature, bees are ardent our sting is fiery and honey's the colour of the sun -- so metaphorically the two are seen as one when a hive's entered by some enemy who's come to rob it worker bees become displeased -- and in a passion swarm it and will sting it to death or warm it in an oven made of living bees -- so perish all our waspish enemies!
  • in an oven made of living bees -- so perish all our waspish enemies! and bring them down on little knees. And charge them late video fees.
  • The Queen forbids cameras within the Hive though scheming camaramen contrive.
  • to capture stills of cells and grubs so glossy. Mere stings deter no puparazzi!
  • A grand pun, goetter>/b>!
  • It's a plot by ambitious drones To unveil corruption and usurp the throne!
  • Not that drones choose to shirk their duty to the Queen, but we're in a fatal line of work. The flight of a male honeybee isn't really what it's cracked up to be. Queen bees are all about fecundity. A human being wouldn't think a Queen's job great -- her life for in large part consists of laying eggs after taking one long flight where she will mate with up to a dozen drones who thereafter die from performing copulatory antics in the sky. Being male, a drone cannot lay eggs, nor claim the throne.
  • Frustrated drones read the news What buzz is this? what perverse views? To be refused the throne for reasons of mere genome? Fie upon the natural order! Some honeyed trick, some false border, will prove no match for rank disorder.