February 15, 2004
"XXX Church.com is the #1 Christian Porn Site"
"I caught my kid looking at porn, what do I do?"
"How do I talk to my husband about this?"
"Can I ever stop?"
"Your situation probably cannot wait and requires immediate attention. That is why we have created the X3 Help Line. This toll free number 1-888-309-4218 is available 7 days a week from 6pm-9pm (PST) and it is a place where you can find answers, help, encouragement and prayer for your situation."
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Some gems: "two men, who had been assigned to straighten up the chapel, were stacking chairs. I was still seated on the platform, enjoying the lingering presence of God. One of them was about thirty and grossly overweight. The other was a physically fit young man of about twenty-two. The young man would grab a couple of chairs at a time and, in almost a sprint, energetically whisk them to where they belonged. However, the heavy-set man would pick up a chair with great effort and slowly make his way across the room with it, laboring every step of the way. Such is the case with the man who is bogged down with the weight of sexual sin." "There is something intriguing and mystifying about our ability to imagine things known and unknown. To God, that ability is sacred. He does not want it misused. And that is exactly why evil forces have an intense desire to see that ability misused. Our minds are the battleground; our imaginations are the trophy to be won." "Women are beautiful because that's the way God made them. We are naturally attracted to them. If you're not, then there is probably another website out there that can help you with that problem."
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I'll have you know "Christian Porn Site" is totally misleading. *Totally*. And what the hell is up with their shop? I mean, "Don't make me kung-fu you"?
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boo_radley, their shop is brilliant! "Operation Save the Kittens" is so good I might have to buy one. At the very least it would severely embarrass my eldest, Fark reading, son.