September 18, 2005
Curious George: Monkeys' Fave Fortunes
What are some Monkeys' fortune cookie rituals and faves?
Do you even bother to read 'em? Do you just bust 'em open and read, or do you have a ritual? Do you save the good ones? What are the best you've gotten? MY RITUAL: I half the cookie, eat the half that's fortune-free first, remove/read fortune from the other half, then contemplate the meaning of the fortune while eating the second half. Yes, I'm unnecessarily dramatic, but life's too short to not inject surrealism in everyday life. MY FAVES: "Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think." "You will accomplish anything you desire."
...happiness is a kong foo sing with good fortune that it brings so quit your moping and crack one open smiles abound the cookie has spoken ah the kong foo sing yeah the kong foo sing ah the kong foo sing it's the king the kong foo sing is a holy scripture i heard the word i got the picture ancient wisdom in a crunchy treat the place where the faith and the flavour meet...