February 15, 2004

Deli Food Porn. For All Your Fake Meat Needs....
posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • Meat-free? Check out the "Seafood Display Kits" and go to town!
  • Diz, I'm starting to get concerned about your unhealthy love of encased meat products.
  • Igggles; "Encased meat products", as you call them ( I prefer the term "On-The-Go-Snacks; Processed, Chopped, Shaped, or Hydrolyzed Protein Forms") are THE FUTURE. They are PORTABLE. THEY LAST LONGER than so-called Un-Processed foods. ("An un-processed food is like an unloved child-- you must fill'em up with fatty binders!"-- old African-American Spiritual). IF THEY"RE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE ASTRONAUTS ON THEIR SECRET MISSION TO MARS, then they're good enough for ME. (Don't tell anybody about the Secret Mission part.) LOW CARBS, Woman! Aren't you doing the Atkins thing? Pizza guy at the door--gotta go! Please advise.
  • Atkins was a fraud For balance: Atkins wasn't a fraud. You decide.
  • I heard Atkins ghosted Hitler's Diaries after spoofing the "Tabletop Fission" thing...
  • I am so confused.
  • I just can't stop thinkin' bout that sixteen string sausage...
  • I've been mulling over my Fake Neat Meads. [Mead? Ptui! Where's the usquebaugh!]
  • Diz, don't get me wrong, I have a healthy love for encased meats. I've got some lovely Genoa sliced in the icebox as I type this. They are lovely 'on-the-go', low-carb snacks, indeed. IMO, the Atkins death report thing makes me sick. Anyone who has ever worked with comatose patients knows this is BS. Even if it were true, I know that it a) works for me. b) I am healthier now than EVER before. Good enough for me. mmm. Pizza.
  • Ig-- Agreed. And I was just kidding about the Pizza Guy-- it was my dealer.