September 16, 2005

Monkey Slot Machine. I can't believe this hasn't been posted here.
  • Damn. Wish I could get to $200,000 from $50 that fast in real life. My monkey luck is top-notch!
  • Congratulations, your total bank of $0 qualifies you to enter the MonkeySlots Hall of Fame. Now that's just sad.
  • Ah, fond memories of the penny slots in vegas. I won $1.40 one time.
  • I'm seeing monkey after-images. That said, if casinos offered these odds I'd be rich and they wouldn't.
  • $483,000
  • it's just conditioning to make us happy to see aye-ayes.
  • 10billion...i kicked chyren's ass!
  • ps...some of those monkeys are just cats....