September 14, 2005

U. Toilet The world’s first toilet college is set to open in Singapore to teach cleaners how to improve their lavatory washing skills.

While this degree is a BS, they hope to add an MS (More) and a PhD (Piled higher, Deeper).

posted by Wolof 19 years ago
  • Well, it's more useful than a doctorate in film studies or french, I guess! HA HA HA!
  • Oh shit sorry wolfy
  • Nice to be able to put 'toilet trained' on your cv. The course is sponsored by the World Toilet Organisation who also sponsor World Toilet Day on November 19th with 17 worldwide toilet associations. They also do the World Toilet Summit.
  • I must be slow this morning. I read the bit about how graduates would be able to "take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs", and for a minute I imagined that Singapore toilets were like refrigerators, with a little light that went on when the seat was up, off when down. I obviously need more caffeine, because that gave me too much of a giggle.
  • Remedial instruction from what must be Toilet Community College. There's lots of 'down under' content at the WTO. Q.v. [PDF]
  • The World Toilet Summit has just taken place in Belfast.
  • Ah, terlet cleaning, a skill women learn at their mother’s knee, and men have to go to college for. /gratuitous sexual snarking
  • Oh yeah? Well . . . we . . .men can . . uhh . . hey did you see when Chy posted those boobies? That was awesome. Is that baseball?
  • I rest my case.