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September 10, 2005
Dogs. Dressed as bees.
16 years ago
That's funny, I dreamed about dogs dressed as bees. They pissed on the carpet.
Did they piss sweet honey?
Mmm. sweet swett dog pee honey.
No they pissed dog piss. I was pissed.
Stop pissing on my chips.
Did they piss sweet honey?
You need a diabetic dog for that.
"In days gone by the two types of diabetes were distinguished by tasting the urine: in the case of diabetes mellitus the urine had a sweetish taste (mellitus means honey-like) because it contained sugar [...]"
Bee-yootiful dogs pretend to be bees in order to amuse playful monkeys. Their stripes fall down antennas bob and swing -- dogs' wagging tails can never sting.
What, no bee-dog slashfic?
I personally look forward to bees dressed as dogs.
And killer-whales dressed as aubergines.
And Rene Auberjonois dressed as a duck.
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
I'd call them wasps! Not bees. /stops correcting dogs
Yes, they do seem to be emotionally repressed.
To paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut: The dogs forgave the costume-crazed people because they loved them so much.
...just before tearing their throats out...
i love you the internet.
The beagle bee-decked in black and yellow seems a rather peevish fellow.
Why? Why would you do this, why? Love them! Though I do want to see Rene Auberjonois dressed as, well, anything. Next week's "Boston Legal" will do nicely.
None of these dogs, these strange mock-bees, wear pollen baskets on their knees. A dog enjoys a pat or a hug but looks rather silly when clad as a bug. But a dog's always good company even when he's forced to dress like a bee.
I've never done this before but: this Rene Auberjonois, it vibrates?
Steve the Dog
won't dress up as a bee. He's too manly.
However, he might dress up as a burrito or chalupa for Halloween
Some dogs just don't look good in stripes...
But can they ride a
Disgusting. People on the internets will get off to anything.
Awesome. You had me at "Behold". Thank you.
I am stung by the critical remarks in this thread.
You could never do this to a cat.
You can if you are Japanese.
Which gives me the excuse to link two of my favorite sites:
Catprin, the tailor for cats
and its beautiful bastard child:
(NOW IN ALL CAPS VERSION) This is really what the internet is for.
Who gives a shit?
Not Chy's dream dogs. Oh no. They only wee.
Those cats look pissed. The dogs, pretty happy!
Dogs are teh stoopid.
Oh the Dogmanity!
Bluelated bee day
We rock. Like Yoda.
Halloween Pug Show
Give them their dignity!
Just think of them as little dogs
To do the thing right, they should use Beeeeagles.
Not another word.
Why not use bee-tles? They are plentiful beeeeasts, and doubtless need good homes, too.
I've got a bag of 'em in me fridge. Ladies, mind you.
Na-pug-leon? Pugkis Kahn? First Officer Pug?
Count Pugula is pretty cute...
Gotta go with the bow tie.
unhand that marmot! do not harm it! and do not let the ferret wear it! ... bow tie ...
ugly damn things that do very little to ornament the Adam's apple.
. So very wrong.
Although also, tres wrongez.
Happy Howl-a-balloooo-wheen to ye,
And to you and the Bee'sdogs! *imagines black-mask-striped-shirt-bandit costume for the sock-stealing dachshund*
Those banana dogs are so
If Fido likes you, he
wags to the right
. So says a new study.