Bee-yootiful dogs
pretend to be bees
in order to amuse
playful monkeys.
Their stripes fall down
antennas bob and swing --
dogs' wagging tails
can never sting.
What, no bee-dog slashfic?
I personally look forward to bees dressed as dogs.
And killer-whales dressed as aubergines.
And Rene Auberjonois dressed as a duck.
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
I'd call them wasps! Not bees.
/stops correcting dogs
Yes, they do seem to be emotionally repressed.
To paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut:
The dogs forgave the costume-crazed people because they loved them so much.
...just before tearing their throats out...
i love you the internet.
The beagle bee-decked in black and yellow
seems a rather peevish fellow.
Why? Why would you do this, why? Love them!
Though I do want to see Rene Auberjonois dressed as, well, anything. Next week's "Boston Legal" will do nicely.
None of these dogs,
these strange mock-bees,
wear pollen baskets
on their knees.
A dog enjoys
a pat or a hug
but looks rather silly
when clad as a bug.
But a dog's always
good company
even when he's forced
to dress like a bee.
I've never done this before but:
this Rene Auberjonois, it vibrates?
Steve the Dog won't dress up as a bee. He's too manly. However, he might dress up as a burrito or chalupa for Halloween
Disgusting. People on the internets will get off to anything.
Awesome.
You had me at "Behold".
Thank you.
I am stung by the critical remarks in this thread.
You could never do this to a cat.
You can if you are Japanese.
Which gives me the excuse to link two of my favorite sites:
Catprin, the tailor for cats
and its beautiful bastard child: CAT TOWN (NOW IN ALL CAPS VERSION)
This is really what the internet is for.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
unhand that marmot!
do not harm it!
and do not let the ferret
wear it!
... bow tie ...
ugly damn things that do very little to ornament the Adam's apple.
a-peelingcute!