September 06, 2005

• *imagines what trying to clear a "refrigerator jam" would be like*
• Debbie Harry would be quite pleased. The way the bale of aluminum just bounces on top, I had the urge to push it down with my hand. Anything to end up on Workman's Comp, I suppose.
• Holy crap! It eats a washing machine and a refrigerator? What the hell is this thing made out of? How do they keep the metal from jamming up the machine?
• btw, I want to see it shred another SSI shredder that's also running. Who would win?
• What's dude doing handling medical waste bare-handed?
• Wow, America's credibility in the world community went quick. Cheney never should have given this to W. Bad medicine. sorry, sorry - carry on
• As I watched it chew up the offroad tire, I thought to myself, "What, no babies?"
• Now this makes the woodchipper in Fargo look like a kiddy toy!
• Anyone else read this post and think of, like... Slash?
• This is fucking awesome. Seriously as I watched it, I turned into a five year old kid. Is that good or bad?
• The boat...the boat made me tremble with a delightful giddiness. A refreshing feeling I recommend to all.
• "..made me tremble with a delightful giddiness." Yeah, that'd be a first time for you, huh? :D
• Oh yeah! Sometimes the trembling makes me drop a bill, then I have to start counting all over :)
• Anyone else read this post and think of, like... Slash? I was thinking more of speedmeisters like Marty Friedman or Jason Becker, but... yeah.
• I liked that after the plastic toys got destoyed there was an unholy noise. Like the howling of some beasts, who drive the sleigh of some dark anti-santa, might let forth.
• It's a good thing I can't get close to one of those things. The same compulsion that leads people to spit off a bridge would demand I throw something small in there. Then something else. Something larger. A toaster. *I lean forward to watch. My TV. *Closer. A chair. *Eyes open wider. The desk. *Leaning more. A couch. *More. The car. ARRRRRRRRGGGAHHHA!