September 04, 2005

• Since when did jewelry become "jewellery"?
• British English.
• Oh. Migod. I must have them.
• C.H.A.V.
• My car is me? Oh man, I really suck.
• I think I can safely speak for each and every member of Monkeyfilter when I say THESE ARE AWESOME, and us Monkeys are in dire, desperate need for more BLING in our LIVES. No, not really.
• cartards.
• I really , really want these for my bicycle. Cool...eh??
• I think they're pretty neat. Like something from Tron.
• Apparently their customers seriously need to get laid.
• Since when did jewelry become "jewellery"? Since long before you were an ignorant oaf, sir! To save you embarrassment in future, here's a list of spelling differences. Study it well - there will be a test!
• I really , really want these for my bicycle. So do I
• ...Are those actually street-legal? I really wanted some windshield-wiper-squirter-thingy LEDs when I drove my rusty Geo Prizm...they look like little car nostrils.
• "Since when did jewelry become "jewellery"?" The language is called "English". Perhaps you might learn it one day?
• Perhaps he should learn Strine. Heh. Can we stop pecking out the eyes of the Merkin, please? Thanks.
• Those bike ones would be kinda cool if they were powered by the turning of the wheels. I had a bike lamp like that once when I was a kid, but the brightness would unfortunately vary with the speed of the bike. The manufacturer was too cheap to ad a few resistors, a capacitor and a voltage regulator, I guess.
• Alright, alright, sorry already! I had never seen that particular word before.
• Don't worry, rolypolyman. I thought it was misspelled, too, until I saw that all of their affiliates were in the UK and Japan.
• Ach, I have no idea how the damn thing is spelt! Be warned: This is what happens to kids who get bounced around from school to school too often in three different English-speaking (but not spelling) countries. *misses spell-check, flunks test, gnashes teeth*
• These are probably illegal in Norway. They steal drivers' attention, which can cause crashes.
• I want them. For my shoes. :Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.:
• Having noted that they spell jewellery "jewellery", why do they spell tyre "tire"?
• I am afraid to be judged on the merits of my intelligence, personality, character, and actions, therefore I must create an impression of myself with my car/vehicle/home/hair/jewelry/clothing so that I will not be judged by those other meaningless factors.
• Account for domain www.tiretagz.com has been suspended awwwwwwwww...now I'll never know...
• Having noted that they spell jewellery "jewellery", why do they spell tyre "tire"? it only gets worse when you realize that they were invented in nearby Nineveh!
• /collapse
• I hate those fucking wheels. Although I did see a set on a cab 6am yesterday morning at a stop sign with spinning chrome "flame" wheels. On top of the roof was an advertisement with transport to and from our local Agua Calente casino. The cabby was a short old fart looking up over the wheel, wearing a viser and smoking a big stoggie. I really got a chuckle. So I guess I don't hate those fucking wheels after all.