September 03, 2005

Only New Zealand could bring us the Fartaphone The Fartaphone fart recording key chain. Drop your guts into the pocket sized air biscuit recorder and play the roar from the rear right back. Now you need never lament the loss of a lort, window rattler or honker, as the Fartaphone saves your trouser twangs and guffs for posterity. From frits to flutter blasts, the Fartaphone is your botty burp's best friend. Rumblers, room-clearers, rip-snorters, pocket-frogs, chuffs, beefers and parps, the Fartophone can capture the lot.
posted by Chyren 19 years ago
  • What about trouser coughs?
  • But it's the smell that's fun. Hey! You had beer and sausages last night! Right?
  • You do know that New Zealanders (especially the animals) do tend to fart a lot. Maybe it's an ovine mating caller.
  • Aussies tend to fart a lot too. I've been known to let out the odd fart. "What about trouser coughs?" Well, it was on my short list, but I liked the alliteration of trouser twang. Pocket-frog had me distracted, that's a new one on me. If I could have fitted any more types of farts into that without blowing it, you know I would have. Blow it. Get it? :D
  • Hard to believe some are unable to produce these all-natural noises on their own. /Another Victim Of The Vegetartian's Curse
  • More like, unlike the legendary Le Petomaine, they cannot produce these all-natural noises on command. ;)
  • haha. This makes me think of poop.
  • I ENJOY FART
  • the two comments above mine are two of the funniest comments i have seen in this site
  • *wipes away patriotic tear, checks credit card balance*
  • I know what to get my friends and family for Christmas now.
  • So can you download these and use them to personalize the ringtone on your cell? Won't that be special?
  • /Another Victim Of The Vegetartian's Curse bees: I think it's kinda nice when one "sits on a duck" and there isn't the aura of rotting carrion.
  • MonkeyFilter: The aura of rotting carrion.
  • Let us have sweet, fresh airs wafting about us, tick -- for efluvia of carnivores packs a mighty acrid kick.