August 30, 2005

Fuck you, Sir! Pupils are being allowed to swear at one Northamptonshire secondary school - as long as they limit their use of bad language to five times a lesson.
posted by Wolof 19 years ago
  • Is secondary school below college?
  • fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
  • Yes. It's the equivalent of the US grades 5/ 6 and up.
  • Oh, and what Zanshin said.
  • Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. There, with yours that's five. No one else can use it or they'll BE SPOKEN TO.
  • Oh! fuck, Zanshin.
  • smegma, smegma, smegma, smegma, smegma
  • Wait, you guys have grades 5/6 on up in the same school? wow.
  • Is grade 5/6 one sixth short of 1st grade?
  • This is fucking idiotic. Stupid fuckers.
  • So I could say, for instance, "You tit-face. You stupid purple-veined cock. You cunt-licking bitch. You shit-eating, prick-swallowing human dildo. You rimmer of post-Mexican-dinner sphincters. You asshole that is gaping wider than the parched pussy lips of your whore mother. You person whose physical appearance is reminiscent to that of the herpes sores found around the colostomy hole in your infant brother's torso. You connoisseur of used prison condoms." And it would be fine. Whereas, if I were to say, "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck," it would be over the line. That rocks.
  • I think all this swearing is so vulgar. Why don't you get some manners?
  • reminiscent of that of the herpes sores, of course.
  • Um, go intercourse yourself, Chy.
  • Schoolboys. Just a bunch of foul-mouth schoolboys in here.
  • Personally, I would conserve my precious store of 'fucks' by going, "Fuck you...and you, and you, and you, and oh yeah; especially you." Do that once per hour of class time and your cursing needs and obligations are soundly met.
  • "Tis writ on bumfodder -- this too shall pass.
  • Burning anus rim.
  • Burning anus rim. Someone must be talking about you.
  • Smegma on a horses penis and sheath I understand. No smegma on my gelding. He was just cleaned by a German equine vet. Just wondering if uncircumsized school boys smegma comments are to the bone? Dirty smelling brats.
  • It would never happen in Rushden!
  • Smegma was invented by a German biologist in 1923. I think his name was Helmut Cheese.
  • When I was in secondary school (well, at the same age level, 15-ish), there was an advanced English literature course offered that everyone vied to get into. The professor was well-know and highly respected in the community. For South Dakota " teacher standards," he looked to be very odd (long hair pulled into a "ponytail" and a red bandana around his forehead were his signature traits). Well-loved by students throughout the years, I believe he made quite an impact on everyone who attended his courses. Once you stepped into his classroom, there were no rules applied to speech and/or grammar. This was his golden rule which he imparted from day one. Matter-of-fact, on the first day of each of his classes, he always distributed a poem entitled "FUCK." The poem went something as such: fuck F u CK! Fuck FUCK... fuCk? (repeated for several lines in varying forms) Always, numerous students were initially offended. But once the "shock" wore off, adoration for this teacher always ensued. Students were encouraged to say whatever they felt, to express themselves however they saw fit. I don't recall knowing of any other teacher that garnered so much respect from students at this school. Once you stepped into that room, you felt just, just a slight more free... Remembered him upon reading this article
  • What are we, 12?
  • erm...yes. fuck fuck fuckity fuck!
  • Mr Bear, It is a fact long since established, that you never grow out of a good fuck.
  • I'll have you know I'm at least 13!
  • So. A running tally showing how many times each person has sworn. There's no possible way that a swear-scorecard would ever encourage such behaviour. I mean, so teenage boy could ever use such a badge of shame as something to aspire to, get the highest fucking score in the fucking class. Fer fuckin' out loud, what are these fuckin' yobos thinking? (I've got one left, right? I'll save that for later. And do unused swears get carried over, or do I have to use them up each day?)
  • Fuck y'all fuckity fucking fuckface fucks!* * Ahh just funnin' ya, ya rat-faced bastards
  • Teachers do not have enough to do already, so having them count off the amount of times the students use a particular word will be a good way for them to spend their time. Hopefully, the next logical step will be taken which will allow for 9 shits, 10 cocks, and 2 cunts per lesson. They can then hire an assistant to tally the word counts.
  • 2 cunts per lesson? Guaranteed? Maaaaaaaaaaan, have I been missing out...
  • we would be 12, but ours only go to 11.
  • Smegma on a horses penis and sheath I understand. No smegma on my gelding. He was just cleaned by a German equine vet Sometimes I'm glad I'm a mare.
  • cunts per lesson? Guaranteed? Maaaaaaaaaaan, have I been missing out... Yes, but if those two cunts have seen 10 dicks, and amongst their bearers they've all taken ten shits in a single hour long English class then I'd rather have nothin' doin' with 'em.
  • I'm still trying to popularize autofellatier as an epithet. So stuff it, you smegma-besotted autofellatiers! Ah, hell with it. I was born a century too late
  • Fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! "I'm sorry, you're haiku has too many fucks...to the principal's office with you..."
  • I can't believe I used my Helmut Cheese joke and got nuthin! You're a hard crowd.
  • Bah. Get a grip on yourself, kit.
  • OK, but you're not going to like it...