February 13, 2004

Oh dear God "On Saturday [Valentine's Day], why not spend the night with a horny disabled guy instead?"
posted by naxosaxur 20 years ago
  • eBay... eBay... didn't that used to be an auction site?
  • i love this guy's attitude! huzzah! just like good ole will hung.
  • he bangs! he bangs! (well, he *wants* to bang).
  • This post was recently on the front page too: Darker Side of e-bay . Has e-gag(sic) deterioted to this or just things to be expected when auctioning?
  • "..." Wow. Nothing like a little mysogny to get the women-folk all hot and bothered for your gimpy body. "I figured there's a lot of horny, hot chicks without dates themselves out there looking for something different this weekend!" and "Entries MUST BE BETWEEN 18-26 to qualify and HOT." Here's a clue-by-four for you, jesseraycyrus -- I don't think that the reason you're alone for Valentine's Day has anything to do with your physical disability; I think it's because you use phrases like "Entries MUST BE BETWEEN 18-26 to qualify and HOT". Oh, and then there's the thing with your Ebay handle. jesseraycyrus?Please tell me that it's a joke gone awry. For the love of Jeebus. Please, please, please tell me that you don't like the Billy Ray.
  • I don't believe this either. I must be in skeptic mode today.
  • dammit. misogyny..
  • let's pool our money and make a bid and see what happens! all we'd need is, what, $1.50?
  • "[Have sex with me] and qualify for a tax deduction" Now there's a line I hadn't heard before...
  • Zero bids? Won't someone think of the horny disabled guys?
  • "Hi. I'm disabled, but I expect my women to be physically perfect." This would part of that phenomenon that sees gossly overweight men reject average sized women as "fatties", wouldn't it?
  • His instructions for bids are to send him photos and a personal statement of sorts. So there may have been takers that the bid count doesn't show. On the other hand, aren't there rules that the seller if he sells has to sell to the high bidder? So we could bid $1.50 and deprive him of the nice girl whose headshot/essay he liked the best...
  • Seriously, though
  • The seller ended this listing early because of an error in the listing. There's just something hilarious about that. As for rustcellar's question, the auction I posted a few days ago (something about Bulgarian scammers) was the result of randomly browsing the Alienware laptop section of Ebay. I can't remember what, exactly, I was originally looking for on Ebay, but it wasn't laptops.
  • rustcellar - oftentimes the whackier auctions can be found over at whowouldbuythat.com and yah i assume they're found by entering in certain search words at ebay. thomcatspike - i don't come across too many weird auctions in the course of my ebaying, so no i don't think it's particularly going downhill. once when searching for godzilla figures for my boyfriend i found this auction tho': eBay item 1613239376 (Ends 09-Jul-01 04:09:27 EDT) - GODZILLA VS. JESUS PLAY SET hehe. i wish i'd archived it, it was pretty silly looking
  • I'll buy you 1 red rose, as well as a thoughtful "Thank You" card to take home to your family and friends! *swoon* TRAVEL EXPENSES PAID BY BIDDER! That's cold. Really cold. Dang, the bidding's closed. Waddayawanna bet he's heartbroken? I feel for the boy. I really do. phhtt
  • NOW I see what I'm doing wrong...
  • Rustcellar-- that is twice you've asked for input on how people find things for posting here--- hmmmm. You're not a stringer for the Post, are you? (Or is it just my meds talking...)
  • With MeFi down, the writers from the NYT are getting desperate for material...