August 26, 2005

Someone had this bright idea. I'm just waiting for them to make a fly-eater toilet.
posted by removablefriend 19 years ago
  • That Nautilus shell is actually pretty cool.
  • The nautilus one is attractive. But the others... Yes, the idea of carnivore flowers must be really ingrained on my mind, for I can't imagine peeing in one of those confortably. Oh boy.
  • Flowery twats.
  • Funny way to wash your feet.
  • suppose it beats gilding a lily -- such elaborate lengths to catch pee seem a bit silly to me
  • The sta-men's room? /struggling here
  • I've been really wanting to make one of these in my ceramics class, ever since I saw them a couple weeks ago. But I have no idea what size to make the mouths that the pipe attaches to. (This is made harder by the fact that there's shrinkage in firing, especially high fire clays like porcelain, like these are made from.) I'd do the inlets differently, most of them I see aren't going send a coat of water over the most likely pee spots. Like the hibiscus: It's cool the water comes from the stamen, but that water fails to wash off the stamen itself, and most guys would definitely aim at the stamen. Porcelain is so dang flimsy, I can't believe some of these sculptures. I'd like to know how kept his slabs shaped right while they dried. Maybe he made a mold for each. These are painted. I'd low fire glaze mine, so I could glaze them with pretty colors. (High fire clay is sturdier after the firing, but paint comes off, like you see on coffe mugs after a year of washing. Glaze doesn't come off. No way, no how. Low fire clay is strong enough to be peed on)
  • "But I have no idea what size to make the mouths that the pipe attaches to. (This is made harder by the fact that there's shrinkage in firing" — Mr.Knickerbocker Congradulations Mr.K. You just took bathroom puns to a new level.
  • I think a floral design would benefit Toto washlet bidet and company. Can you imagine sitting on a floral bidet and having the floral pistol shoot water spray directly at your bum and chonchie (for all us girlie girls). Nice little wonder wash to an after sex act. I would give my beloved Toto bidet in a NY second to my bro Squid and have the coolest floral bidet in South Palm Desert. Hmmm, I just might put this idea into action. I've got a "thing" for orchids and lotus flowers. It's all marketing and just think of the possibilities! I can only imagine what it would be like to squat on a designer bidet for a little clean action. Ok monkey's no stealing my idea. How do you think the "Clapper" made it so big. And that inspires me on another idea for the designer Clapper crapper, sitting down for your washie washie and starting it with one clap and shutting it off with another.
  • You want them to make a Penis Flytrap? I slay me!
  • Chuckle, chuckle, that was major cute drivingmenuts.
  • drivingmenuts - that's what a zipper is.
  • *winces*
  • You just took bathroom puns to a new level. That's what I get for being serious.