August 23, 2005

Forget land, just get yourself a piece of bottom. From the front page: There are basically two groups in America. Group one, their life revolves around four dollar cups of coffee, taxis cabs, blue suits, high heels, conference rooms and getting ahead at all costs in the corporate world. If you fall into this group you're probably in the wrong place. Group two, enjoys blue skies, wide open spaces, raising animals, appreciating nature and are generally friendly to everyone. This group makes up Americas Heartland. This is not a geographic area, this is a slice of America with traditional values, that all started with the farmer.
posted by cog_nate 19 years ago
  • If you're looking for a date, I hear quiddy's not fussy...
  • GOD BLESS AAAAAMEEERIIIIKKKAAAA LA LA LA LAAAA
  • redstatesonly.com
  • C'mon, guys, even farmers need dates.
  • The picture of the redhead biting her finger- sexily, I guess the idea is supposed to be- and captioned with the rather unfortunate username 'ponylover'- kinda says it all.
  • I saw a pic of two blokes with the caption cowboyinme!!! They're more open-minded than we give them credit for.
  • America.... Fuck Yeah!!!! Quick question, does growing weed in your basement count?
  • I believe it does, yes. Farming is farming.
  • Does growing mould between your toes count?
  • How 'bout raisin up a mess of scrote cattle?
  • Whatever happened to meeting your sweetheart in a cider-frenzy at the barndance then meeting her again shortly thereafter to stress-test the haystack? Since them days are gone this seems like a perfectly fair substitute. Love for all!
  • REAL farmers don't waste their time on the internet, anyway. If these people think I want to date some kind of goddam CYBERFARMER, they are sadly mistaken.
  • I clicked onto the listings, and was greeted by the face of an Alpaca, followed by someone who (voluntarily, I assume) took the handle of 'cougar'. RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!
  • The only thing lonelier than a single farmer is a single gay farmer.
  • What about a jolly rancher?
  • But how do the sheep answer their ads? SHEEP CAN'T USE THE INTERNETS! Cows, now cows are smart.
  • Pants rabbits count?
  • on them Internets, nobody knows you're a sheep. or a panda.
  • The only thing lonelier than a single farmer is a single gay farmer. Hey, there's NINE of them out there. That's very nearly enough to destroy the fundamental pillars of our society.
  • Input "I'm a FEMALE looking for a FEMALE" and what comes out: [picture of german sheperd] (!?!?) I love my dog 23 years old from Port Huron, Michigan, USA I love my dog Bobby Sue she was the best dog i ever had. she used to jump on the bed at night and put her head on the pi ... At least there are no horses. I suppose.
  • you're on the wrong website for that. oy!
  • There's no place for me there or anywhere as I have a fetish for farmer girls in high heels who enjoy four dollar lattes- damn!
  • I can't wait until the rumored merge with Genealogy.com goes through and there's a "I'm a GOOD OL'BOY seeking KIN" option.
  • You think they might be rednecks? Esquivalience
  • What about a jolly rancher? Go to your room. Right now.
  • Lemme tell ya, there's nothing like sowing yer seeds on the backside of a combine! Yee haw!
  • I drove my tractor through your haystack lastnight, ooh aar ooh aar... 'I've Got a Brand New combine Harvester' The Worzels
  • MonkeyFilter: Go to your room. Right now.