August 17, 2005
The Sarcastic Sex Toys blog
(NSFW) features reviews of interesting and poorly-named devices such as the "Fist of Adonis" and "Sure Grip Tighten-Her Cream." [via the similarly NSFW Fleshbot]
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This is kind of odd. She writes a review stating why this particular sex toy is lame, and then invites you to buy it from her store. That said, the guest review about Lisa Frank was a hoot.
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ha ha. 'penile anaesthetic'.
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That was hilarious.
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Can't check from work, but the one that always puts me in a laughing fit is Mandelay.
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Pussy Foot
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Wow.
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This silicone sex toy is also a convenient practice tool for preparing to get hot and kinky with actual feet. Except for, you know. Real feet don't have... oh, nevermind. Far be it from me to ruin the surprise.
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Handy Household Sex Toy Tips
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Inside the Complicated World of Recycling Sex Toys: How to masturbate without clogging a landfill.
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Just those three words, "recycling sex toys" made me refuse to click the link. What ever happened to the good old days when we used the fingers and hands God gave us? Oops, better not go there. Anyway, get off my lawn. And that's not a euphemism! *shakes cane*
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So this cane, it vibrates?
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OUCH! Walked right into that one.