August 16, 2005

Hard-Core Stalinist propaganda, Juche style. A searchable database of a decade's worth of KCNA articles, with added insult generator and a handy Juche Era conversion tool.
posted by Abiezer_Coppe 19 years ago
  • I am so tempted to convert all the dates on my website into Juche Era dates...
  • You bourgeois political dwarf, you will be dealt a thousandfold retaliatory blow! Hee! Good post, thanks!
  • You reckless philistine, we will thwart your frantic attempts to stifle us! Let's party like it's Juche 94!
  • Cuz they say Juche 89 party over -- oops out of eights So tonight I'm gonna party like it's Juche 88 In Juche 614 / If man is still alive anymore If woman can survive / They may find........ In Juche 1614 / Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies no more Everything you think, do, or say / Is in the pill you took today Wonder if this is the stuff they sing at the community political meetings.
  • "You half-baked running dog!" Kim Jong Il was really insulted by that movie. I heard he thought the US gov't supported it to needle him. I don't think he gets satire much.
  • You bellicose philistine, we will transform your country into a sea of fire! I loves me some DPRK rhetoric. Bliss.
  • The sample searches suggested are if anything even more amusing and/or horrifying: as well as the standard propaganda fare there's gems such as a search for a well-shaped cucumber. Well, we're all looking for one of them.
  • Maybe that Juche date convertor will come in useful in 2012, when UK businesses are legally prevented from using "2012", "summer", and other Olympic-related words. Enjoy the Juche 101 Sporting Event here, comrades!
  • This is incredibly cool. Neato beyond belief. I spent a long time reading KCNA a few years ago, and you'd be amazed how much it can tell you about the mindset of the North Koreans. Fascinating place.