July 31, 2005

English as She is Spoke. By far the worst phrasebook in the world.
  • Fishes and shell-fishes * Calamary * Large lobster * Dorado * Snail * A sorte of fish * Wolf * Hedge hog * Torpedo * Sea-calf.
  • Defects of the body. A blind A left handed… Bite me, Carolino.
  • I would like to return this tobacconist, it is scratched.
  • Stocking-mender The rose-trees begins to button Few, few the bird make her nest I have put my stockings outward Dress your hairs Dress my horse Sing an area This girl have a beauty edge After the paunch comes the dance
  • Such a finely route basket of Idiotisms And Proverbs! Of the hand to mouth, one lose often the soup. Even if the cup having no whole.
  • Uh... my hovercraft is full of eels?
  • With a tongue one go to Roma. I know where to go on my next vacation.
  • I am a Calamary.
  • 'It is a noise which to cleave the head'. Don't see anything wrong with that.
  • "So many go the jar to spring, than at last rest there." Very true, so very true.
  • I would like to return this tobacconist, it is scratched. Pull down your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
  • he was roast a herring what he did keep of her pocket. A fish, a fish in his pants, but even better, he kept his fish in her pants.
  • Wow! It's like old school Babelfish.
  • (((!! This is pure poetry. Great post, thanks BBF. The Fishing That pond it seems me many multiplied of fishes. Let us amuse rather to the fishing. I do like it too much. Here, there is a wand and some hooks. Silence! there is a superb perch! Give me quick the rod. Ah! there is, it is a lamprey. You mistake you, it is a frog! dip again it in the water. That's practically Zen.
  • Humorous, of course. Made of whole cloth, most certainly. Or perhaps Professor MacBride of UCLA is just on permanent hiatus...The key that it is a hoax is that little word "McSweeney's"
  • Not a hoax— they just reprinted it.
  • You hear the burds gurgling? The sun rise on The sun lie down This pen are good for nothing Are you altered? Have you alredy arrested a coach? Here is a horse who have a bad looks Strek him the bridle hold him the reins a so much bad beast Then he kicks for that I look? Let us prick I had the misfortune to leave fall down the instant where I did mounted Here is a horse who have a bad looks It seems that the corn does push alredy Gentlemen, will you have beans?
  • That is to me a amusement.
  • To look for a needle in a hay bundle. Wow, that one actually made sense. I think I'm getting the hang of-- To craunch the marmoset. Um.
  • *waves to fuyugare* Button me Comb me, take another comb Go us more fast never I did can't to come rather Who I would be The two, the three, the four, etc If I was know it! The chasing of all they figures is astonishing indeed Silence! there is a special perch! You mistake you, it is a frog! dig against it in the water Your pens have any notches, and its spit Who lhat be too washed, too many soaped, and the shirts put through the buck I row upon the belly on the back and between two waters
  • Hi fu!
  • Hi Fuyu!
  • Hi mothy!
  • Hi quidster!
  • Hi bees! Hi pianistic!
  • Hey, mct!
  • Dude, what's up?
  • Hi, multiplepersonalitydisorderclasstool!
  • Hi, quid-nuncle-Tom-Cobleigh-and-all!
  • Please fondle my buttocks.
  • Whoops! Sorry, wrong thread.
  • Seems perfectly goodly to myself. *shrugs*
  • Hi, pervert.
  • Yo, fu!
  • letters, french good bye, my dear sir, etc. who I remind me of your friendship go Avignon for to buy what one should not find there I know some thing more than to eat my soup your letters are shortest you have plaied wonderfully all my sentiments
  • Phut happened to the original link posted who knows, but here's a link that seems functional.