July 29, 2005

Adopt a penguin. Since you can't actually buy a penguin, this is the next best thing. You can name your own Magellanic penguin, and have a sign displayed over its burrow. They are not the most threatened species of penguin, but they do face some challenges.

For those who might have penguins on the brain after seeing March of the Penguins.

posted by patita 19 years ago

Can we send them sweaters? Oh, it says you can go meet your penguin...*ponders price of airline ticket* I love that they are also called jackass penguins, and I want to know how many of them are now referred to as Tux or Linus.
posted 19 years ago by thursday
I can buy a penguin.
posted 19 years ago by Chyren
Me diggy the rockhopper penguin. Radical!
posted 19 years ago by petebest
Funny you should mention sweaters.... I figure about half of them are named Opus or have a name with a Linux reference. And the temptation to go meet an adopted penguin would be very, very strong!
posted 19 years ago by patita
Chy: you can score a penguin, but you can't score weed? That's just wrong.
posted 19 years ago by patita
Don't remind me of that.
posted 19 years ago by Chyren
See if the penguins have connections?
posted 19 years ago by patita
I am getting one as soon as I have the money. And I am naming him Keith.
posted 19 years ago by drjimmy11
Mine's called feathers. Would it be too redundant to say Squee?!
posted 19 years ago by Space Kitty
Monkeys, I'd like you to meet Penny. ( o> ///\ \V_/_ You may pat Penny on the head, but please one at a time only, unlike my last penguin which you guys pounded into the ground.
posted 19 years ago by StoryBored
It's not very difficult for me to visit a penguin. I make sure I have lots and lots of very strong grass to smoke when I do it.
posted 19 years ago by Wolof
Did I mention that I have grass coming out of my ears?
posted 19 years ago by Wolof
In fact, you can't breathe around here for the stench of grass.
posted 19 years ago by Wolof
Nice post, patita! Penguins are, well, cool, as it were. ))) I like Snares penguins - they remind me of Robert Morley, somehow - mostly the eyebrows, I suppose.
posted 19 years ago by fish tick
WHY DON'T YOU SEND ME SOME YOU BASTARD /weeps /got bit by an alsatian today
posted 19 years ago by Chyren
I certainly hope the Alsatian had all his shots. ;)
posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
Furry boots to go with the sweater? Why NOT! How about the penguin pouch?
posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
Eeeewwww - what *was* that thang?
posted 19 years ago by fish tick
No one say hi to Penny. Penny very angry. ( o> --*&(**&^!!! ///\ \V_/_
posted 19 years ago by StoryBored
*deep voice* Orca say hi, ~~lunch~~ Penny
posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
> < > < > < > < *sideways Orca smile
posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
Are you man enough to handle for this Penquin vinal pouch. Not sure if I man enough. Or if androgynous modal man enough either. Please to show more vinal accessory.
posted 19 years ago by goetter
Penny very angry. *readies bourbon, assumes defensive stance*
posted 19 years ago by goetter
*Penny waddles to left margin* ( o> -- nice orca, there's a nice orca... ///\ \V_/_
posted 19 years ago by StoryBored
Penny! I have fish for you~! Come here you little darling!
posted 19 years ago by patita
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posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
Hi Penny! /patpatpat /patpat /pat StoryBored... she's a couple inches shorter now.... er, what do I do?
posted 19 years ago by Pallas Athena
goetter, here is more vinal penguin. Now are you man enough?
posted 19 years ago by Pallas Athena
( o> - hands off! I bin squished! \V_/_
posted 19 years ago by StoryBored
sorry I could try, you know, stretching her a bit if you like
posted 19 years ago by Pallas Athena
( o> -- what's going on? I can't see my toes... ///\ ///\\\ \V_/_\\
posted 19 years ago by StoryBored
Cheaper penguin adoption with a DIY element.
posted 19 years ago by patita
Penguins got fleas.
posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
Penguin lice.
posted 19 years ago by patita
..... ..( o> ..///\.. ..\V_/_.. .........
posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
Lice eh? Penny takes a shower... please avert your eyes. /\ "" """ """" ( o> -- dum de dum... ///\ \V_/_
posted 19 years ago by StoryBored
""" """ (o) (o) __0__
posted 19 years ago by BlueHorse
LSD women doing their darndest to save penguins
posted 18 years ago by homunculus
... that's LDS?
posted 18 years ago by beeswacky
"one scane at a time." oh man, I think LSD is appropriate in this case.
posted 18 years ago by patita
LDS, LSD, whatever...
posted 18 years ago by homunculus
True enough -- at the heart of the matter is saving penguins.
posted 18 years ago by beeswacky
they fixed it! revisionists!
posted 18 years ago by patita
Penguins in decline due to global warming
posted 16 years ago by homunculus
Young penguins are freezing to death as rainfall increases in Antarctica—one of many factors endangering two-thirds of penguin species, a new paper says.
posted 16 years ago by homunculus
Penguin receives knighthood
posted 16 years ago by homunculus
Penguins need sweaters
posted 13 years ago by homunculus
I sent the skeinz link off to my mother-in-law today: she usually knits hats for premature babies at the local hospital where she's a nurse. I thought this might be a good way to mix it up a bit.
posted 13 years ago by tracicle
Lost emperor penguin, found dehydrated on a diet of white sand instead of snow, adopted from the beach in Zealand.
posted 13 years ago by Dan Folkus
What the article doesn't mention is that his tracker stopped working a few days after his release, leading people to think he'd been swallowed by a predator. It might have slipped off...
posted 13 years ago by tracicle
We live in hope. $30,000 of medical and rehabilitation money shouldn't end up in a shark.
posted 13 years ago by EdArzakh

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July 29, 2005