July 25, 2005

• Axis of Evil finger puppets
• Work has blocked that website for me. And probably informed SO13, MI5 and the SAS. Thanks a bunch. That's me 'capped in the ass', as you lot across the 'pond' like to say. Crazy 'broad'.
• I have them on my fridge at home (they're magnetized!) I'll take a picture and sent it to you in jail if you like.
• Yeah, that'll really sweeten the pill. Tsk! Goddam 'dame'
• I'm a 'bird' and don't you forget it, 'lad'.
• You can't be a 'bird', you live in the Faraway Lands. You can be a 'dame' or a 'broad'. There are no other alternatives in my phrase book.
• yeah well at least I'm not going to jail
• goddam skanky crack ho beyotch...
• My wife saw a REAL whale the other day! NYAAA NYAAA
• Oh Lamb Chop! Oh Lamb Chop! I'll take Lambie any day over that naughty bad-boi, Kim Jong II
• seeing that whale was just a fluke! Hardy har. I thank you!
• Here, don't blow your wigs, you greaseballs. Swig some mule and get the lowdown on 1930's booshwash, or I'll slug you - cos you need it, pally.
• Lambchop has some candy in his van for you, children.
• koko may choose from the following then: Babe, broad, dame, doll, frail, twist, muffin, kitten.
• Yummy! Gimme all the way with baby!
• Do you mean babe? I'm sorry, that's already taken. You can have twist.
• I'm ... a little speechless here.
• Look out behind you, mr / mrs / miss / ms giant squid!
• Scram, tin ear, you're all wet.
• Don't go giving me no high hat, twist. beyotch
• It's the KitKo showdown again. /ducks under covers to watch.
• Ole buggerlugs'll have the screaming abdabs by the time I'm through!
• Yer talkin' cobblers, you old Berk.
• Yer great wazzock, mind I don't burts your kisser.
• *burst*, obviously. I can't imagine what 'burtsing' someone's kisser may involve.
• I guess you've never been to San Francisco
• Judging from your impressive moustache, you obviously have, muffin.
• Careful, I don't think that bandanna in your pocket means what you think it means.
• Well I think it means piss on my face and shit in my mouth, whilst dressed as a Hells Angel / Nun combo, then roger me sensless to a soundtrack of the Pet Shop Boys. I hope I'm not going to get into any trouble
• Not unless it's after 5 on a Monday. Hurry home now!
• howdya do that? Where are you? Is this a trick? Am I on TV? That's weird.
• Easy. Here. No. Yes. Shut up.
• heehee! click on the "bath" tab, then click the middle circle with the little pink mitt (sorry no direct link, its frames), the first row of bath mitts in the box, the middle one, I just finished washing myself w/in the shower, sometimes I talk to the little dragon heads while I am bathing....
• Eat me.
• Medusa: Oh, they are so cuuuuuuuuute!