July 23, 2005

The next fifteen minutes will destroy you. That's how long it takes to complete this game. But it will utterly destroy the rest of your life. Kinda like Borges' Zahir. Now don't say I never do anything for you.
posted by Blaise Bailey Finnegan 19 years ago
  • I am not able to do it in the second level. Any hints?
  • Excellent, cheers
  • Very cool. 125 Levels 1193 Seconds 615 Deaths Grade: 0% Eep.
  • I made it to level 18 before I just had to give up.
  • AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! That's what I said when I quit after level 38. I'm proud I didn't throw my computer out the window. Great game.
  • I got to level 64, and it said "you're halfway there!" I almost passed out.
  • Motherfucker, that was hard. I've worked myself into one giant muscle cramp. But that big square fucker will think twice about messing with me again.
  • Level seven and I got cramps already. I give up until tomorrow.
  • I couldn't even get it to Level 2. I think maybe the game doesn't factor in keyboard repeat rate.
  • I had to go make dinner so I left it running.. when I came back, the music was still playing as normal, but the game was clicking by so slow that any keys did hardly anything to the beach ball... that was at level 27.
  • I gave up after about five seconds. I'll give it a go when I'm not drunk, thanks.
  • 125 Levels 995 Seconds 369 Deaths Grade: 100% *pries hand off keyboard and begins to cry*
  • I got past level 4 but thats about it. From there on a went down the drain.
  • genial, I salute you.
  • Made it halfway. Not too hard or fun, really. Reminds me a lot of old DOS shareware games. (the crappy animation, the "themed" levels with similar backgrounds, the lasers)
  • I was warned, but I thought "hey, I can stop anytime I want". Damn. I loves me some rate-controlled games though. Did anyone else find the some of the "hard" levels easier? I did much better with negative gravity (for whatever reason), and the last few levels with the evil squaria were a cinch - i just hovered around, and then dive bombed the target when the time was right.
  • Okay, I did it again. 125 Levels 797 Seconds 261 Deaths Grade: 100%
  • I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN MASTER SQUARE