July 23, 2005

EVERYONE POOPS is a kid's book that demonstrates a fact of life and a true Zen saying.
posted by Chyren 19 years ago
  • A good little 'un will always beat a bad big 'un.
  • Every child should have this book, especially when they are potty training. If you are going to get it as a gift for a child, get it early as it is incredibly popular.
  • the tiniest cleveland steamer that could
  • PETER: Well, you see... uh... we're Catholic... SALESMAN: Oh, well then you want "You're a Naughty Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of the Back of You." /family guy
  • I loved the REM song of the same name.
  • There's another book, I believe written by the same author, called "The Gas We Pass: The Story Of Farts." That one is good for a few laughs... just don't read it out loud in a quyiet bookstore...
  • I found the jello page and thent eh BBQ page much funnier. "heated French Fries on the grill" and then this really got me going with "The President believes...". "If their house is not properly vented this meal could kill a family of five while heavily gassing in their sleep. The president believes that someday this meal will help to self propel our Astronauts to Mars."
  • THe Amazon.com reviews are priceless.
  • See also The Poop Report
  • just don't read it out loud in a quyiet bookstore... unless you have a four year old sitting next to you.
  • Think the concept of poo is self-explanatory if a child's much around animals. It's the concept of 'No, dinna put that in your hand/mouth/ear!' that's hard for 'em to grasp, in my experience.
  • Bees, have you ever noticed that lil'uns are just fascinated by horse poop? I think some of them can't get past the fact that the piles are almost as big as they are. *points and laughs*
  • I was always fascinated by the fact you could see so much of what the horse had been eating in the horse turd. I concluded this was why horses ate so much, since they didn't seem to digest most of it. Certainly sparrows and other birds seemed to recognise the issue, pardon the pun.
  • Woz going to write a quatrain or two about about the deficiencies of equine digestion. But found there are too many unseemly rhymes for grass.