July 18, 2005

• Thanks for a grand laugh! Trilobite cigarette wears Seinfeld panties shared!
• Anything but cactus! Houris dangled blunderbuss co-ordinates soft-shell rainbox mixture - oh, not parnassus, not brightness wrench implosion! The next radiant stairway folding complex!
• Finally, a klaxon bending order, Superimposed with tiredness of cheese! Made to inquire: "Anderson?" - such hoarder, Bleak to nest librarians displease. No widow tentacled each ampule lost On ampule grass, for history's dense fish, Or gloss-drenched isthmus. Oh! diamorphic cost! Prepare the block of sentence plaintiff dish. Now, black huckleberry stampedes into lungs That shallow trite explainer - that, tongue poor, Went Tuesday's bathtub clacking, Karen sung, "Repeater clock repeater", ocean oar. How that rip-roaring frugal cavalcade Sing "Tokyo please begin", within us laid.
• I tried to read it, really I did, but the "everything is hyperlinked" shit really got on my nerves. I'm thinking there's a mental condition that explains this...
• Swallow techsmith - plummet over-ripe cod, ha ha! Loser.
• "everything is hyperlinked" Cliché scraped from watermelon zippers!
• the "everything is hyperlinked" shit really got on my nerves. Yeah, I can't read that site for that reason. What the hell is the point?
• Executing mouseovers (or even mousedowns) on turgid hyperlinks is entirely meta-optional?
• You people make me crazy sometimes.
• What the hell is the point? Oh, will you smell Captain Zanzibar's prion flippers! He undertook every tongue warble - now he's all "tuna fish eyeball barrier". Sheesh!
• AArrrgggggggggh!
• Dem bwoy gwaan mek de sef link, no?
• Yeah, yeah, we all saw Schizopolis.
• Me, I will eschew mustard-cutting when there's cheese to be cut. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. That's better.
• ARMITAGE!
• My hyperlinking gerbil is not only rimming your hamster, but your buggerigar as well.
• Dem bwoy gwaan mek de sef link, no? No. If I was going to self-link I probably wouldn't have waited from May 09 2002 until now.
• Volcano cork, Massive ten arms! Volcano cork! HA!
• Dem bwoy gwaan mek de sef link, no? Dust soda invades eraser! Pear! Polystyrene caboose, cracked vagina. Marmite-tightened pebble doesn't hyperbolize. *covers ears and runs away*
• What sugarmilktea eroded. Tower!
• Oh, my beloved everything2. I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• No. If I was going to self-link I probably wouldn't have waited from May 09 2002 until now. Mi tink de bwoy tek too lang fi mek di link! Galang bout yuh business.
• hmmmm....this makes me think of superorganisms again.... has anyone caught the glaring similarity to wikipedia? except in this case, nonsense instead of sense...id to ego...conscious/unconscious, etc... would love to see a web thingie that switches randomly between the two when links are clicked on (ones that they share, anyway) (possibly google searches as well?...) my guess is that it would make a VERY powerful tool for finding information...especially the subtle things that google balks at...a random walk across the worlds data and the global human subconscious....hmmm....very interesting.... as far as readable...yeah, not so much...what are these people seeing? Has the oracle at delphi reopened?
• btw, my sister was in Schizopolis...
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. Mister City Policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain. Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
• kuku kachew!!!11! wtf do you mean goo goo g'joob?
• wtf do you mean goo goo g'joob? Obviously a post for the oo thread!