November 30, 2003

Dear Santa...
posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • much more effective than having to speak and easier to carry around than a ball bat.
  • Yeah but you don't get to think to yourself "Talk softly and carry a big stick" as you're beating some self-important nit-wit about the head.
  • Not nearly as fun either
  • The power, the power!
  • This just looks like too much energy to have to expend.
  • ::exudes techno-lust:: I want a phone jammer. And a phone suit.
  • dear santa...i wish i could have an annoyingly loud screechy person jammer and a b.o. jammer and a fast food restaurant's deep frier jammer and a button that i press that makes everybody disdappear for at least ten minutes so i can have a cigarette in peace and quiet.
  • All these tech gadgets and so little money. Choices, choices, choices...
  • Genial-- The Exoskelton Flying Vehicle rocks, but only if I could dive-bomb aberrant cell-phoners with Guess What? Elmos...
  • I had a dream recently that I had one of those turn-off-any-tv thingies and used it in a bar and people were annoyed. That had almost nothing to do with this post until I posted this comment. The funny thing is I had to write that "future tense"... sorta like languagehat's time machine thingy in the last post, but backwards.
  • Heh. One down. Now I just wait for fractalid to tire.
  • There's hope yet.
  • I shoulda hung on for another eight more threads to make it a round number.