July 14, 2005

• It worked for me!
• Ha, for just $59.95 I will sell you water that I have purified by drinking it myself and allowing my body's own natural processes to remove an evil influences, leaving it a pure, clean yellow!
• It worked for me! The water or the scotch?
• So how is this different from what the Catholic Church does? /ducks
• So how is this different from what the Catholic Church does? /ducks
• So how is this different from what the Catholic Church does? /ducks
• Oops.
• See a doctor if purification persists for more than four hours.
• the water, it made skrik stutter!
• It's not as good as dog water.
• It's not as good as dog water. That was the first thing I thought off too. I don't even remember where I heard of dog water in the first place. leaving it a pure, clean yellow! That was the second thing I thought of. What the fuck is wrong with me?
• The first thing I thought of was that I'm thinking healing thoughts real hard at my office water cooler and it is now available for $63!
• 'Dog Water' is from Ren & Stimpy. That's a good idea, mygothlaundry. We should market Monkeyfiltererd Water at a cheaper price than Jai Atahualpa's or whatever his name is, claiming it to do MORE than his filthy diseased brack water. Brings dead seamonkeys back to life! slices, dices, juliennes!
• I was once taken, by the lady Mothninja, on a shopping trip to the spa at the top of Harrods for the various pots of lady-goo that are necessary. Being the sort what reads labels, I found they were selling small vials of genuine 'eau de mer' for £20 a shot. Apparently you drank them, and they restored vital minerals. 5ml of sea water + glass vial = £20. I stood in awe.
• "Atacama" is the name of the high desert plateau in northern chile near the border of bolivia. I see that this charlatan has a picture of the area on his FP, but doesn't mention it anywhere on the site. Probably he found out that just running water out of the tap was easier than actually getting water from the atacama region, but by then he'd already bought the domain.
• Sea water was used as a medicinal remedy back in old ages. Of course, that was before it got polluted by industry and all the people that pee on the beach. And meanwhile, others are working hard to provide "great-tasting water the way God intended it to be."
• with this untreated water we'll make merry and hope hard we don't get amoebic dysentery
• I drank some water From this guy Atahualpa, Here's mud in your eye
• Oil of dog And spit of rat Atacama cistern Never run flat
• Dripping liquid From the jar Drink it back I want some maaaaar
• I purchase it by pints and quarts I pour 'em into massive vats in which I wash my socks and shorts my kilts and sporran, and my hats
• Golden drops of mire and mort Forgivness unfolds Father's heart Green broken glass forgoes the untold Heaven's mist breaks the coop
• As a srudent of Chinese medicine, it irks me that this snake-oil man uses the title Doctor of Oriental Medicine without presenting any credentials. No wonder people doubt the legitimacy of TCM when fucks like him cash in on the Asian-mystique.
• 5ml of sea water + glass vial = £20. I stood in awe. *seconds the motion*
• *makes a motion*
• *puts the motion in a tin*
• A hose that sprays liquid that Inspires wise men's rants? I've got your magic water Right here, in my pants.
• ha ha! /applause
• So, just who is purchasing this lesser-than dog water? Just found this this snippet in New York Metro. Bah! What asses! Fashion photog, Steven Klein [crap Flash-based site that doesn't work for shit] and "fur designer," Gilles Mendel [yet another annoying Flash site that will probably re-size your window]. Figures!
• Steven Klein and Gilles Mendel, Drink l'eau from Atahualpa's well, Little does it cross their mind They are drinking his urine
• *claps*
• you complain my healing water doesn't do what I said it otter the otter swims in the Yellow Sea I'm awfully glad I isn't he
• *gets the hose again*
• *claps for bees* Interesting story you've linked to goetter. The same phenomena happens here in my neighborhood - rather, little plastic jugs of urine left on the sidewalk from the local homeless man (who is rather courteous in his ways). Perhaps I should start gathering them and selling road-side? A new snake oil of sorts - "CURES EVERYTHING from boils to zits!" Heh...
• and I thought Sunday drivers were annoying! see us speeding down the highway for we dare not stop the car for fear of all the litter beside each place we are little jugs of urine plastic bags of shit old scalpels and used syringes are strewn all over it
• Warm ale fills me up with brine Jefferson's seventy-four hairpin drive Oily tobacco smoke fills the cab My lonely piss empties in cans Outside the moon paints my way Bottom's up slick blacktop, here's to ye! More ))) to ya bees!