July 14, 2005

WockyJivvy encourages attempts to get truly bad poetry published in anthologies. An excerpt from one selected as a finalist for publication in the National Library of Poetry: "My cat is chewing on her butt;/It makes me think she is a nut./I try to drown the fleas in spray;/They jump and shout and just yell "Hey!"
posted by SideDish 19 years ago
  • I am Mrs. Miriam Abacha a Widow I salute you in the name of the most high God. I was the former first lady Federal Republic of Nigeria, married to late General Sani Abacha the late Nigerian military Head of State...
  • I just need your bank account number with which to deposit the money.
  • They seem to have borrowed the concept from Professor Roy, who started his often-hilarious site to mock the scam that is poetry.com...
  • Can't you see the disguise all of youse guys? Doesn't this just drum up business for thum? Where's beeswacky?
  • WockyJivvy encourages attempts to get truly bad poetry published in anthologies. It must be noted that WockyJivvy does not restrict itself to traditional deontologies, But will also consider material that has been inspired by teleologies. Of course the natural objective is to ensure balance among theologies.
  • /lauds, applauds