July 13, 2005

Fabio After Dark! Listen up men, and listen up good. If you want to score with the ladies, the special ladies, there's only one way to go about it... if you want to open the lock to their hearts, then consider Fabio to be the key. Fabio is a muscular man of mystery. . . Sure, you could pick up one of the many, many, many romance novels that he's appeared on the cover of... But if you really want to get into the mind of this Italian inamorato, you need to hear his thoughts on love straight from his pulpy lips. Yes, Fabio recorded an album called "After Dark," and while you may not see it on TRL anytime soon, it boggles my mind why it hasn't become the #1 selling album in the history of the world . . . via Linkfilter
posted by petebest 19 years ago
  • Bonjourno!
  • Didn't he get attacked by a duck, or something?
  • story, with video, of the duck collision. the things I do for monkeys.
  • So wrong. Imagine you're a peaceful duck, just lolling your way around the sky on a beautiful day - when *WHAM* Fabio's face flies out of fucking nowhere and kills you. So very very wrong.
  • Oh man, all these where-are-they-now celebrities... say, I wonder what happened to Mayim Bialik... oh wow, Ph.D. in neuroscience. Good for her! Take that, duckface!
  • What do you mean, where-are-they-now celebrities?? For fucks sake, don't you watch the Oxygen Channel?? FUCK YEAH! Molto sexy!
  • That site is too sexy for my browser.
  • *bows before patita's google fu* I tried fabio attacked by duck and duck, fabio and various similar strings, and got nothing. Well, I got some interesting weird stuff, but nothing relevant. I am impressed.
  • it's molto sexy.
  • aw, thanks mygothlaundry! "Fabio duck roller coaster" did the trick. I tried with just Fabio and duck, but I got the same mix of odd things you describe. Too scared to click on those links, frankly. and now I'm waiting for the new user, fabioduckrollercoaster.
  • does anyone else here find the phrase "pulpy lips" incredibly unerotic?? *shudder*
  • YEEEARGH! DIE DIE! *whams HAMMER™ repeatedly at Fabio link* Bloody sight of him or those awful covers literally makes my hackles rise.
  • So wrong. Imagine you're a peaceful duck, just lolling your way around the sky on a beautiful day - when *WHAM* Fabio's face flies out of fucking nowhere and kills you. I love you, petebest.
  • Alnedra, you should really do something about those hackles.
  • Laser eyes that you can't ignore. zzeeeww zzeww zeewww zeew! Billy Ocean is the man, indeed.
  • Wasn't that Arnie doing the soundtrack? Certainly sounded like him. /rips more covers off her historical romance books.
  • Zanshin: I know, the wretched things. You'd think superglue would work, wouldn't you?