February 10, 2004

"The maxi pads woke me in the middle of the night. I saw maxi-pads as coasters, maxi-pads as rug stoppers, maxi-pads doing everything but the darn dishes. Hey, wait a minute _ I bet they COULD do the darn dishes!"
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • They make excellent trauma dressings: absorbent, sanitary, readily available, very inexpensive.
  • Mazi pads...[well, damn, that comment's cancelled]...made by Nazis?
  • "Belly button cleaners"? W. T. F.
  • Hey forks, I bet it's handy for those with belly button lint. Like this guy. (Thanks SideDish!)
  • yes from feminine hygiene to naval fluff collections, we have it all here at monkey filter. heh.
  • I'm in toxic shock over the very idea.
  • Pop-Tarts can do everything them pads can do, plus you gets to eat 'em later.
  • Pop-Tarts seem a bit rough for the original useage. Call me crazy.
  • Dizzy: I don't know if you intended that to be the most revolting statement ever, but you sure succeeded. *yack*
  • Pop-Tarts seem a bit rough for the original useage. Call me crazy. And a bit...ugh...for the after usage... Pop-Tarts can do everything them pads can do, plus you gets to eat 'em later. Man, that is just grotesque, Dizzy!
  • diz, lemme say this right now and head you off. and i do believe i am speaking for the women of the entire world here. *i don't want to use a weetabix in that way.* i don't even want to THINK about using a weetabix that way. although they probably would work better than a pop-tart... NO!!!! not going to go there!!!
  • Weetabix are the most absorbant material known to man, though.
  • hmmm. weetabix vs. pop-tart absorption rates... must calculate...
  • of course weetabix would be more itchy...
  • A BRIEF APOLOGY: Sorry. A BRIEF BACKPEDALING: I was thinking about the "belly button de-liter" use mentioned directly above my original remark. But I will take the bullet! Big Hugs?
  • And let's not knock the Weetabix, ok? That stuff is making me so jangly, so whoopda-moofamocious, so full of the JOY of the BIX, Amen. I call it "Cereal For Busy People".
  • Dizzy'z busy. You'll have to use the one down the hall.
  • I can't feel my legs. And I 've read all the backs of the shampoo bottles. Could somebody slip me a NY Times crossword or something?...
  • Muuuuuuuuum! Dizzy's been in the toilet for half an hour and I don't think he's tinkling!
  • Diz, I love-hate pop-tarts now more than ever thanks to you. Kudos!
  • OK OK I'm out already. Yeesh. Let the fan run a little.