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July 05, 2005
How to make a perfick cup of tea.
thorough guide to making Pizza
something about how coffee works
, which does not, unfortunately, have a charming picture of a rat.
17 years ago
One teaspoon of tea per pot? A little on the weak side? I was always taught one per person and one for the pot - and that was with a measuring spoon much larger than a teaspoon.
cup of tea. I suppose they are saying it's just one cup of tea they're making, so only one spoonful. I agree, for us it was always one for each + one for the pot.
Now you mention it, that does look like a small, one-person kind of pot.
is my preferred source for coffee brewing info. [go to preperation on the sidebar]
Thanks for thinking of me Chy! Sugar... Milk... Tea... Although I prefer to brew my tea with milk. Hence my nick - -
In a just world, milk in tea would be a heresy punishable by death and/or taxation.
The legend of coffee begins with a goatherd and his dancing goat.
As one would expect. *rudely slurps coffee*
Everything I know about brewing coffee I learned from
Consequently, it takes me about 20 minutes to make a pot. But it's DAMN good coffee, and HOT!
oh, oh Looks like SMT and tensor faceoff time. My money's on the Milk-Monster
Milk in the cup first? Warm the pot up in the microwave? What is this crazy nonsense? The BBC has finally lost the plot
But I'm not so sure that the final product of my preferred method of brewing tea leaves/stems can be called
. Tea is what you get from brewing such materials with hot or boiling water, no? I brew with fresh milk; the leaves/stems are added directly to the milk just at boiling temperature. I like to let a little "milk skin" develop as well, the final added touch. For teas brewed with water, I'm very fond of
. But I will defend my
to the death!
Stop drinking that crap and wake up to the real taste of Brut.
In that case, I like to brew a strong concoction of beans procured from Sumatra. Rather than just "snuff" hot water through ground beans, I let it simmer away on the stove. Screw all that filtering ninny-shit. I let it reduce for maximized potency, resulting in a heavy, tongue-whipping quaff guaranteed to wake you up.
I just drink hot plasma straight from the socket. Mmmmm mmm. None of that ninny gay faggoty ass liquid shit for me.
Hamster plasma... mmmm...
I just drink hot liquid shit straight from a nanny's ass.
I think the
for tea is better. I do heat the pot in the microwave though, and I use a tea cosy. For coffee, I roast my own beans in a popcorn popper and brew in a french press, this method has served me well.
I think the Orwellian method for tea is better.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a delicious pot of tea- forever.
I feed my tea to a goat, then eat the goat. A warrior's drink!
Do you call it... goattea? The choice of evil twins everywhere?
. Eaten arse-first.
Good link, glip! I agree with most of what he had to say (including the part about strong tea = good), but I will admit that I like to put honey in my tea.
When I use local honey, I can even say I'm fending off my allergies.
don't like my tea too full of butterfat especially rancid butter from a yak don't want my tea full of herbs and fruit don't like it green, I want it black
I can't believe no one's mentioned goatse yet. Or is that now Godwin's territory?
eat mr Goatse arse-first although I'm sure he's got friends who do. /shudder
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Monkeyfilter: hot liquid shit straight from a nanny's ass