June 27, 2005

Ever roast marshmallows over a campfire? Well if you want to experience paradise, grab a bag of Kraft Jet-Puffed Toasted Coconut Marshmallows and roast one of those puppies. Learn the meaning of true bliss. (Just thought I'd share that. Thank me later.) Coconut-haters need not apply
posted by mecurious 19 years ago
  • They do not appear to be available in my jurisdiction. Thou art a cruel, cruel tempter(ess).
  • Lesson from college: DO NOT ROAST MARSHMALLOWS OVER GAS STOVE FLAME WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF A LARGE DOSE OF LSD. burns will occur
  • Wash 'em down with Pepsi Blue?
  • Yes. You got me. I'm a lifelong employee of the Kraft Corporation and they paid me to place this blog entry specifically about Toasted Coconut marshmallows. They are hopeful that a groundswell of inquiries about it at the grocers will lead to an increased allotment of shelf space. Try all their other fine products! <sheesh>
  • Coconut marshmallows sound yummy. Except for the marshmallow bit.
  • I see a profitable internet venture selling Kraft Jet-Puffed Toasted Coconut Marshmallows to those unlucky sots worldwide who can't get it locally. Shipping costs wouldn't be bad, either! Actually, I was attempting to be the first person with a Monkeyfilter post that garnered ZERO comments, but y'all blew that for me.
  • Someone--here? on MeFi?--recently recommended soaking marshmallows in brandy and roasting them. Can't wait to try it. (And oh yeah, don't be a jerk, JimBob.)
  • Okay, I won't.
  • ?
  • but y'all blew that for me Then you shouldn't post about roasting marshmallows, one of my favorite activities this time of year. ESPECIALLY VERY TASTY TYPE MARSHMALLOWS THAT I CAN'T GET!! No raspberry pies for you.
  • jimbob a jerk? Unpossible.