June 27, 2005

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah! I knew he was creepy already, but I wasn't aware his powers had become so strong. He must be stopped.
posted by Hatred 19 years ago
  • ...I have no idea how that posted twice as I didn't double click anything. Between this and my phone switching to Spanish in mid conversation (voice, not text) I'm beginning to think I shouldn't touch any electronic devices for awhile.
  • Random occasional server burp.
  • Oh, tracicle, if only you could fix my phone now.
  • Hit it with a hammer.
  • Obey. Obey. OBEY.
  • I can barely work my own phone, dude. Can someone delete my SMS messages?
  • RIIIIIIIIISE Darth Mapother....
  • Tom Cruise Kills Oprah. Why couldn't this be true? *sigh* What a great Monday it would have been.
  • Actually, if the headline were to be true, I would prefer, Tom Cruise and Oprah kill eachother in a razor-studded "cock" fight.
  • Ha! I like your headline better, sugarmilktea.
  • I would pay to see that.
  • [insert e-meter joke]
  • I actually don't know what all the hubbub is about with this, I saw him on Oprah when it happened and didn't think anything of it.
  • I saw him on Letterman and he was creepier than usual, his laughter really gets on my nerves. If I seriously doubted watching 'this summer's cinematic event!™', now all this month-long, multimedia advertising campaign has nailed it for me.
  • What's nailed it for me is Cruise's asinine (sp?) statements about psychiatry and anti-depressants. Ah, yes, Tom: We should believe you, and not science, because you believe our planet was populated by reptilian aliens millions of years ago.... If one person kills him/herself after going off anti-depressants because of what Cruise said, Cruise should be charged with manslaughter.
  • I, for one, welcome our new...
  • Hatred, I think that no debes tocar aparatos electrónicos.
  • Tom Cruise is BATSHIT INSANE!!
  • does anyone have a link to the original oprah footage? or the today show one? i was predicting the meltdown of this latent homo freak for oh, about ten years from now...as his looks start to go...but, hey, now is fine too....what spishco said...
  • I like his bangs.
  • Fucking homos
  • What i'd really like to see is Tom Cruise swinging Oprah Winfrey around his head and running into a room filled with porcelain vases on tippy pedestals.
  • Once done with Oprah, Cruise turned the dastardly powers on himself, leaving nothing but a pile of ash of the both of them Yes, please.
  • rofl, so so awesome. I haven't laughed like that in a while.