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June 27, 2005
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah!
I knew he was creepy already, but I wasn't aware his powers had become so strong. He must be stopped.
18 years ago
...I have no idea how that posted twice as I didn't double click anything. Between this and my phone switching to Spanish in mid conversation (voice, not text) I'm beginning to think I shouldn't touch any electronic devices for awhile.
Random occasional server burp.
Oh, tracicle, if only you could fix my phone now.
Hit it with a hammer.
Obey. Obey. OBEY.
I can barely work my own phone, dude. Can someone delete my SMS messages?
RIIIIIIIIISE Darth Mapother....
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah.
Why couldn't this be true? *sigh* What a great Monday it would have been.
Actually, if the headline were to be true, I would prefer,
Tom Cruise and Oprah kill eachother in a razor-studded "cock" fight
Ha! I like your headline better, sugarmilktea.
I would pay to see that.
[insert e-meter joke]
I actually don't know what all the hubbub is about with this, I saw him on Oprah when it happened and didn't think anything of it.
I saw him on Letterman and he was creepier than usual, his laughter really gets on my nerves. If I seriously doubted watching 'this summer's cinematic event!™', now all this month-long, multimedia advertising campaign has nailed it for me.
What's nailed it for me is Cruise's asinine (sp?) statements about psychiatry and anti-depressants. Ah, yes, Tom: We should believe you, and not science, because you believe our planet was populated by reptilian aliens millions of years ago.... If one person kills him/herself after going off anti-depressants because of what Cruise said, Cruise should be charged with manslaughter.
I, for one, welcome our new...
Hatred, I think that no debes tocar aparatos electrónicos.
Tom Cruise is BATSHIT INSANE!!
does anyone have a link to the original oprah footage? or the today show one? i was predicting the meltdown of this latent homo freak for oh, about ten years from now...as his looks start to go...but, hey, now is fine too....what spishco said...
I like his bangs.
What i'd really like to see is Tom Cruise swinging Oprah Winfrey around his head and running into a room filled with porcelain vases on tippy pedestals.
Once done with Oprah, Cruise turned the dastardly powers on himself, leaving nothing but a pile of ash of the both of them
rofl, so so awesome. I haven't laughed like that in a while.