June 26, 2005

The Wake 'n Bacon... The name says it all. Or maybe not...but either way I hope this makes it to market. Via Engadget.
posted by tennenho 19 years ago
  • It really needs to refridgerate the bacon until it's ready to cook. (Unless no one's is actually going to eat the bacon, just wake up to the smell and then go have a bowl of cereal or something)
  • Ugh.
  • Bacon can be left out over night - it is smoked, after all. They do that to preserve it. Just don't leave for three days.
  • But it's supposed to be "waky-waky eggs and bacy". Where are the damn eggs?
  • Ah, the old days of knowing it was noon by waking to the aroma of unbathed, unattractive, stale-beer woman and my own sneaking sobriety.
  • I love me some bacon, lord knows I do, but the thought of leaving a piece of bacon out all night is revolting. And then there's the issue of my cat tearing the thing apart to get to said bacon. And of them getting trichinellosis (smoking or curing doesn't get the little buggers).
  • /fond memories of being lulled to sleep by the sound of two computer fans and ocassionally chirping UPS unit. And waking up to the tasty, cancerigenous tang of warm motherboards and HDs Good times. Oh, I'd prefer a machine that wakes me up to the smell of pancakes. Mmmhhh...
  • Now you're talking.
  • My mom used to wake me up by saying "Mornin', Glory," but I think waking up to the overpowering smell of flowers would be creepy.
  • Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!
  • Koko: thanks for the Kill Bill reference. Good stuff.
  • Me and my baby, wake and bake [mp3]
  • OOOOOOOoooooooowwwwwwwwww!
  • Wakey, wakey, shake that snakey!