June 26, 2005

The truth about Belgium.
posted by dng 19 years ago
  • This makes total sense. And I've been to "Brussels" - recognisably a suburb of Wolverhampton in reality, with some French/Dutch speaking extras.
  • Oh Belgium!
  • Very cute, thanks. I've been through Belgium but it was suspiciously like the Netherlands (being right on the border is no excuse!)
  • Either CIA is in on it, or they're fooled too. **After a pause for reading, goes back to drinking my Belgian White Ale**
  • /especially taken with the deflector beanie
  • THERE IS A BELGIUM. I KNOW THIS, ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE. IGNORE THE DEATH-RAY WE ARE BUILDING. GO BACK TO THINKING OF BELGIUM AND ITS PEOPLES. THEY EXIST. BELGIUM. IT IS IMPORTANT; STUDY IT. THAT IS YOUR TASK. CONSIDER THE BELGIANS, WHO DO EXIST, AND IGNORE THE DESTRUCTOTRON, WHICH SO TOTALLY DOESN'T. OKAY? GOOD. BELGIUM. BELGIUM. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. YO.
  • This is brilliant - )! wendell is linked off the page, too.
  • But Luxembourg is real?!? It doesn't even sound like a real country.
  • Some people have soooooooooooooo much time.
  • I think the authors of this site have decided not to call Belgians anything, but instead to just ignore them- as we are advised to do here.
  • Yes, my own research into the myth that is Minneapolis, Minnesota was going on in parallel with the esteemed Lyle Zapato's Belgian inquiry; we didn't trade links until recently. Certain other MonkeyFites (like one who's trying to save a hamburger stand) should become aware of the logo on Mr. Z's personal webpage.
  • No one ever deserves to die like that.
  • Sorry - very very wrong thread.
  • Oh Belgium! *stuff mouth full of frites, resumes singing*
  • ok, then where do those waffles come from, smart boy?
  • Boy, is sexyrobot going to be disappointed to learn that Aunt Jemima isn't a real person.
  • Is too! Is too! /runs away sobbing