June 22, 2005

• That's nice, but I want a website that offers a wide variety of scissors. Where can I find that?
• So I'm supposed to walk around wearing this contraption in order to clear my nose? Kleenex not good enough, huh?
• How is pinching your nostrils together supposed to clear your nose? Or am I not understanding this contraption?
• Just a guess here, but I figure that all the happiness (at knowing that your nose will soon be as aquiline as Jacko's) flooding your nasal passages displaces any mucus.
• Iyve jyust goyt myne!
• I'm opening a bizness to sell hand-painted clothespins. Gen-u-wine hand-painted. Made in the Eu Ess Ay. Get yours cheap now.
• Nose brace. Only $250 per nostril for a wire loop to flare those nostrils for you. No parts of Nose Brace stick out of your nose. Thus, it is not readily visible by others!
• 'snot cost efficient.
• > Only $250 per nostril for a wire loop to flare those nostrils for you. Seems to me I could shape these out of paperclips. Or those wire restrainers on champagne corks.
• I thought for sure this was going to be a product that was to be used for vanity purposes. My reaction to the idea of larger nostrils being sexier was not surprise. It was more curiousity. Many fashionable trends strike me as having "because they can" reasons.
• Surely giving good nose is reason enough.
• Awww. I saw comments in here and expected something totally different. *caws like a grackle, struts off in a jerky manner*
• How do you breathe through those little things, petes?
• Not readily visible from outside.
• Oh, I do say! Rather!
• *snort*
• Had I the cash, I would now be the proud owner of a Nose Brace. My septum isn't crooked enough for surgery, but just crooked enough to cause trouble.
• Would you like to see my kid's nostrils? Fear them. Fear the prehensile nostrils.
• My uncle used to refer to his daughter's nostrils as capable of admitting a couch and four.