June 20, 2005

"is this where baby taxi-cabs come from?"
posted by mecurious 19 years ago
  • Hahahahahahaha!
  • There'll be no babies from doing it that way, which means it isn't covered by the abstinence programs. Sorry.
  • "Ma-ma!"
  • OMG those humping cabs are hilarious! They fit so well together, I hear wedding honks. Merc, that baby cab is adorable.
  • Makes you look at "getting in the back seat" a whole new way, doesn't it?
  • heehee! Yep.
  • Good thing they're the same model, otherwise some bible thumper would try to have them booked for miscegenation.
  • I have a soft spot in my heart for these "Boy Meets Grill" stories.
  • I understand that the pick-up line was "Nice headlights."
  • "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" may have also worked.
  • This should be labeled NSFW. A coworker passed by; her flushed face and cold stare at me must mean she still hasn't recovered from that time I left the gerbil sex page open while going out for lunch... :)
  • I don't know. That just looks like foreplay to me.
  • Besides, everyone knows that you never see any baby cabs because cabs are made out of old pigeons. (You don't see any baby pigeons because they emerge fully formed from the tar bubbles of tenement roofs.)
  • Hello, you people! You clearly need an anatomy and reproduction lesson... This cab is obviously tossing the salad, which would never lead to a pregnancy, unless perhaps the taxi had just fellated itself and opened up a pathway from the rectum to the uterus.
  • Like I said: Foreplay.